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10 cruise ships are stranded at sea with no place to dock and another 5 are docked but unable to unload passengers. Who in their right mind would get on one of those things?

CRUISING

I won’t ever take another cruise

It’s NOT JUST THE SICKNESS, but you check your rights at the gangplank

phook that

I’m with you.

My dream is to someday go on a cruise every month.


I just think they are great!



You numbnutz obviously have never been on a cruise.

I can get Golden Corral good at ....well, Golden Corral

And btw if you out there in innanet land think their desserts are ‘to die for’

Well, there ya go



And for the record, their desserts actually sucked ass in my opinion.

Give me some peach cobbler and scoop of vanilla, those bastards couldn’t even master that.
It was always some piece of lemon sponge garbage with musk ox semen and a sprig of carrot shavings. Who in the hell thinks that is dessert?

Hahaha!


Too fancy for your country ass I guess.

Maybe the same yahoos who went to spring break?

Granddaughter in KY graduates this year and family members (except me) are going on a cruise for her party at the end of July - it was scheduled last year before the virus hit.

My wife and daughter (and 2 of her 3 kids) are going and have cancellation insurance for the cruise only - they didn’t get it for the $500 flight. Don’t know if that will be refunded or not.

Fuqck going on a cruise in July.

...and those who continue to gather to worship.

I’ve been on about a dozen. Only a couple were the Carnival floating trailer park ones.

It is sweet getting up at sunrise and being the only couple out of 3000 passengers to be on the deck. While all those other drunk hungover gambling schmucks are still rolled up in the fart sack. Get to breakfast before their filthy dick skinners touch everything.

where else can you over eat 3 X day, all inclusive...!

Well, obviously you have not been on the right Cruises.



Kidding aside.....sort of......you went 11 more times?


Slow learner or someone else was paying??

Jim would dig it

Fill up your table with dirty dishes after 25 bombing raids on the buffets

Then...just get up and go to another fresh, clean table. Restart sequence.

HAHA

I wouldn't go on a cruise if it was free.

Man I used to be a buffet machine.


Anymore I take one nice plate and call it a day.


I can get a lot on one plate of course.....learned that at church pot lucks.



If I over eat now a days I just suffer all day. 10 or 15 years from now I will learn not to over eat.

Virgin: "Who would want to have sex? It's messy, smelly, wet, and disgusting, with the chance of a horrible disease."

So it is with never-cruisers.

I wouldn't go on one right now because they're all cancelled. I'm hoping that changes before our Norwegian cruise to Alaska for our 50th anniversary this summer. Meanwhile, when this is over, all you never-cruisers will go right back to ball games, car races, concerts, buffet restaurants...

I think our neighbors are still in a Military Prison Camp in Georgia.



Cruises are cool!

I like your style.

Very nice.

Everyone takes a carnival their first cruise

And then you say, GAT DAYUM, is dat ole gal gonna go down that water slide?

On carnival, I watched two Panamanian grease monkeys cut the ropes on a garrison size Old Glory and let it drop 10 stories in a wad, then another couple of Ukrainian grease monkeys wadded it up like a sleeping bag and shoved it into a duffle bag and locked in a broom closet with empty garbage cans.

So, I was done.

RC and Hol Am are nicer