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Couple of days ago the boss got obsessed with a small oil stain on the floor. He got obsessed with were it came from, as he was cleaning it up he comments that it appeared to come from up above. Last night before I left I put a few more drops of oil in the exact same spot and he now has the ladder out checking to see if it's the light fixture that's leaking. Its driving him nuts! 
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Couple of days ago the boss got obsessed with a small oil stain on the floor. He got obsessed with were it came from, as he was cleaning it up he comments that it appeared to come from up above. Last night before I left I put a few more drops of oil in the exact same spot and he now has the ladder out checking to see if it's the light fixture that's leaking. Its driving him nuts! You are my kind of guy!!!
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Back in the day it used to be fun when a guy got a new car to add a little gas to his tank every day until he started raving about the GREAT gas mileage.
Then start siphoning a little every day......
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Go afrer hours and clean the schit ot of it,he will think it's gone. Then wait a week and do it again,lol
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Many years ago when beepers first came out, I would put mine under my father in laws TV.
He thought his TV was going out. Wife or I would go in kitchen, dial number, come back, sit down, it be a couple of minutes before it went off. It ran him crazy.
Brought job radios home, his garage ceiling had no Sheetrock, cats kept climbing in his attic, he was afraid one would fall in chases in wall, not be able to get out. I’d put one radio in closet, go outside, make cat meows, he would jump up, run over there. I’d quit for awhile, wait until he sat down, do it again.
Wife would be fuggin with him about how bad it was gonna stink if one died.
That crap was ugly, but he got his licks in on me too!!
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I was in the Burough maintainence shop in Barrow one day (mid- 90's.). There is a balcony about 14 feet off the main floor. One guy was on the floor prepping a welder, with a couple others up on the balcony watching. Every so often one of the balcony guys would tip his coffee cup enough to make a splash on the floor below, causing the welder guy to jump back and check for short. Took 3 or 4 times before he caught on. Eskimos are mean..... 
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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They used to make a gizmo called an Annoyatron. It was about the size of a quarter and generated a random beep. The idea was to hide it in somebody’s office and watch as it slowly drove them insane.
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Bravo. Great entertainment.
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That’s the sort of thing that makes going to work worthwhile.
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Clean and then change the color - red ATF or something.
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While plugged into the Radar position, controlling Big Jets and such............... Everytime a manager would walk by I would just say out loud......... 'LOOK Captain, why don't you just fly your airplane and let me run the FAA' .......... of course I had not keyed the mike, but the boss didn't know that........... you could hear the bones in their neck crack as they snapped around......... There's nothing quite like 150 hardcore type A personalities all couped up in the same room ........ and bored most of the time..........
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"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Guess a fella could dig up a dandelion and surreptitiously plant it in that neighbor's yard.
You know, the one that is out there with the weed and feed spreader every Saturday, and then out on hands and knees during the week looking for them dang weeds.
Maybe grow a good crop of dandelions, and move the planting spot every other week.
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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While plugged into the Radar position, controlling Big Jets and such............... Everytime a manager would walk by I would just say out loud......... 'LOOK Captain, why don't you just fly your airplane and let me run the FAA' .......... of course I had not keyed the mike, but the boss didn't know that........... you could hear the bones in their neck crack as they snapped around......... That’s funny
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Those old car bombs were fun, back then the hood opened from the outside.
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Had a Sons of Anarchy type jack off at work that rode his Harley every day.....I used to put a few drops of oil under it every other day......drove him crazy.
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Had a job once where I had to hold the boring end of a tape measure. Burning an inch every now and then would sure liven things up!
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