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Campfire 'Bwana
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Trump just ordered the New York Times and Washington Post to divert all their paper supplies from newspaper production, and start producing toilet paper!!
One grizzled industry veteran was heard to remark, "how will you be able to tell the difference?
The answer of course is, now the sh*t will be on the paper, rather than in it.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Oracle
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Our local paper left a few pages blank last week in honor of the great toilet paper shortage of 2020. I thought that was pretty clever.
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Campfire Tracker
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I wouldn't wipe my ass with an east coast broadsheet.
$$$ TRUMP AT THE PUMP 2024 $$$
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Campfire Kahuna
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If it gets real bad people will have to use their Kindle Fire to wipe their azz.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Trump just ordered the New York Times and Washington Post to divert all their paper supplies from newspaper production, and start producing toilet paper!!
One grizzled industry veteran was heard to remark, "how will you be able to tell the difference?
The answer of course is, now the sh*t will be on the paper, rather than in it. ...............PERFECT!....LOL......A much better use from their supplies of paper....
28 Nosler,,,,300WSM,,,,338-378 Wby,,,,375 Ruger
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If it gets real bad people will have to use their Kindle Fire to wipe their azz. That's just gross Jim!! Is that what they mean when they talk about "wiping a hard drive??"
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If it gets real bad people will have to use their Kindle Fire to wipe their azz. Hilarious
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Ranger
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Smokepole: That's funny! And true.
Hold into the wind
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Campfire Savant
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If it gets real bad people will have to use their Kindle Fire to wipe their azz. Hilarious That’s funny!
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