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How it got in them I'll never know. (apologies to Groucho).
Seriously. Sitting down at my covid work from home station, in my morning wear. I get up to pee, look in the back yard and a 3-legged, tailless racoon is ambling from the house.
Pop, pop, pop. One dead trash panda.
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Nothing like country living.
I shot a crow from my kitchen window
it was 100 yds away. I had to spray the window with silicone to keep it from squeaking
whelennut.
I like to do my hunting BEFORE I pull the trigger!
There is only one kind of dead, but there are many different kinds of wounded.
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Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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It was probably after the prunes you left in them.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Probably a little bleary eyed. He just got out of bed.😄
What man, on his death bed, ever lamented, "God, I wish I had spent more time at the office."
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Nothing like country living.
I shot a crow from my kitchen window
it was 100 yds away. I had to spray the window with silicone to keep it from squeaking
whelennut. That's next level
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How it got in them I'll never know. (apologies to Groucho).
Seriously. Sitting down at my covid work from home station, in my morning wear. I get up to pee, look in the back yard and a 3-legged, tailless racoon is ambling from the house.
Pop, pop, pop. One dead trash panda. This, for numerous reasons, made me laugh. thanks.
There are 2 rules to success:
1. Never tell everything that you know.
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Possums will clean the tobacco stains out.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Nothing like country living.
I shot a crow from my kitchen window
it was 100 yds away. I had to spray the window with silicone to keep it from squeaking
whelennut. Yep. I’ve shot a number of magpies and several coyotes from our bedroom balcony.
Last edited by Bobber257; 04/07/20.
What man, on his death bed, ever lamented, "God, I wish I had spent more time at the office."
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Steve I’m down to walking around hoping a starling will fly by over here. The Pandas are getting scarce. 😜
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Used my trusty .22 that I got when I was 10 yo. Don't even think my wife woke up.
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That raccoon survived losing a tail and a leg....only to be shot perhaps up to three times (likley once) by some dumbass in pee stained Deputy Dog jammies?
Shameful.
I am MAGA.
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Nothing like country living.
I shot a crow from my kitchen window
it was 100 yds away. I had to spray the window with silicone to keep it from squeaking
whelennut. Read this too fast. WTF was he doing shooing a COW at 100 yards for out of the window....
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How it got in them I'll never know. (apologies to Groucho).
Seriously. Sitting down at my covid work from home station, in my morning wear. I get up to pee, look in the back yard and a 3-legged, tailless racoon is ambling from the house.
Pop, pop, pop. One dead trash panda. picture of the hat or it didn't happen! 
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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He's lucky I had jammies on.
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How it got in them I'll never know. (apologies to Groucho).
Seriously. Sitting down at my covid work from home station, in my morning wear. I get up to pee, look in the back yard and a 3-legged, tailless racoon is ambling from the house.
Pop, pop, pop. One dead trash panda. picture of the hat or it didn't happen! Ha! I'll see if Lisa will take a hero shot after she gets up.
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Just shot a raccoon in my pajamas..
Why was he wearing your pajamas?
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I kill crows quite often in my yard. I can mow them down with my suppressior on a 22. They don’t hear it.
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