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If my Swedish mother-in-law and my Norwegian sister-in-law had "the touch," it wasn't enough.

Ken, now that Sam and I are preparing your lunch, would you like your lutefisk with or without anchovies?

Frankly, I think they add a lot to an already scrumptious flavor. What a delightful complement to butter!

It's time for this hillbilly to crawl into bed.
Goodnight.

Yes, I'm about done for tonight.

Goodnight and best wishes to all.

Whatever bongs your gong � since you're the one who's gonna eat 'em.

Heh. So you think, sport.

Once I present it, you'll be begging for lots & lots of it. Yes, even though speaking so very modestly, I DO have the touch.

You're powerless in the face of that, Ken.

I'm a pretty fair and honest guy � I'll give it a receptive try. I can't swallow, so don't be offended when I spit it out. That's how I enjoy bona fide goodies like Oreos, Cheez Its, and pretzels.

(Chew 'em up and spit 'em out � the ultimate weight-loss diet! It let me shed about a hundred pounds.)

Sport, what I ever say or write to you has kindness much in the mix. You're a good guy.

I'm a fairly easy fellow to get along with.

I expect the same is true for my long lost little brother Sam, too, but I kinda hate to speak for him just yet.

Putting my last post in a different, maybe more illuminated manner, my friends may wonder about me, but they don't doubt my friendship.

You shouldn't either.

I have utterly no problem with the concept of justice for all; she's gotta be taught it's a bad thing to drink and drive. Makes my skin crawl, though, to think about the 20million-odd illegal aliens drifting around this country about which relatively nothing is being done. As with most human endeavors, law enforcement likes the easy targets that make them look like they're doing a great job.

Who's the bigger threat? Paris, or the Congressmen about to sell us all down the river on the illegals issue. I know which one I'd like to put in jail....

You made some good points there.

I don't.

"I have absolutely no idea what "lutefisk" is."
Count this among your blessings!

"Let's not forget the Swedish meatballs."
Nor the potato bologna - can't find any around here.

I'm sure there are a bunch of married guys on here that are use to that.....

Single guys too!!

Only if they're the spitter....

Since we don't know the details because you're son's "antics" were not splashed all over the news and tabloids, I guess we're to assume that your son is of high character even though your son obvously broke the law and got caught, because he completed probation? Or is this enough to make a valid judgement of his character? I see lots of POS's walk the line long enough to get through probation...in reality all it takes is ceasing criminal activity and in some cases doing a little community service. There's no real work involved.

I guess justice means different things to different people under different circumstances...some might say your son got off easy, but you call it justice...because he's your son and you were "impressed with the judge"...who let your son off. Ok then.



And you accuse me of making false assumptions? Were you neighbors of the Hiltons? Kknow Paris or her parents growing up?



Oh, I see, you've seen her on a TV show! Nice dose of reality there!

Again, I guess it's all a matter of perspective. Had your son never been in legal trouble I'm sure you, like some others, would draw the line at her merely breaking the law the first time...but since you've had a son to do that, then your standards is how the lawbreaker performs on probation...THAT is the true measure of character in your eyes huh? Well, we all have to have our standards.

Refusing the honor the license suspension is evidence of lack of character? Really? How is that? Let's say Paris wasn't a rich girl, but a married father of 4 with a job in a factory making ends meet barely. His wife works days too to help out but can't make enough to suppor them. He gets a DUI after having a few brews with his work buds after his shift. He takes the hit like a man and pleads guilty. Takes some money he's saved for a rainy day or to take his family on a nice trip to pay all his fines and costs at once and on time...goes to driving and DUI classes as ordered and on time. He has to take on a weekend job cutting grass with a friend of his and his landscape crew to make up the the money spent. He's never been in trouble before. The one hitch? To keep his day job, his only means is to drive to work...there isn't another way for him to get back and forth. So that represents his bad character because his license is suspended? Again, we can all make our judgements...but it seems every judgement made about Paris has to do with either her socio-economic status or her TV persona. Unless someone here can step up and say they know her personally, that seems to be the only way to judge her...unless we judge her solely for breaking the law...then we can lump her in the same "character boat" with your son can't we?

I'm just happy none of the pards I hang with would spend a second talking about Paris, gotta love the Campfire Knitting Circle....

Not about to read the whole thread. Just had to ask, if she was required to return 'lickity split'?