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goes to his first day of school at a small W.V. school. The teacher ask his name.
"Admir" replies the boy.
"No" says the teacher, "you are an American now. We are going to call you Johnny."
The boy goes home that afternoon and his mother says "How was school today Admir?"
The boy answers, "I am an American now. My name is Johnny."
The mother and father were both very upset and proceeded to beat him. The next day he shows up at school black and blue.
"What happened to you Johnny?" ask the teacher.
"Well" says Johnny " I was only an American for eight hours and I got attacked by two Muslim terrorist."
Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight. Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. www.wvcdl.org
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Campfire Kahuna
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Smiling here. Wondering if a large commercial washing machine could clean their hearts and minds? Maybe 2 spin cycles?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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America. Winning Hearst and minds the old fashioned way 😜
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Greenhorn
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