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Campfire Kahuna
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New cars, and pickups from the factory, a few small dents, scratches, a bit of rust on the rear fenders.
They would not deprecate as fast that way. Never work of course.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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There were a number of years where I swear Pontiac put out Firebirds in just that condition. For as many that were around, they had to be manufactured that way.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Diesel engines last a long time, often longer than the body. Why can't they sell new pickups without engines so a diesel owner can drop his almost broken in engine into a new one when the old one rusts apart?
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Tracker
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Powdered water; just add water.
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis? A despair ninny. Sack up, despire ninny.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Milk, pop, and beer on bottles that are returned, cleaned, and filled again.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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Powdered water; just add water. That's funny.
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom." MOLON LABE
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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New cars, and pickups from the factory, a few small dents, scratches, a bit of rust on the rear fenders.
They would not deprecate as fast that way. Never work of course. What? You never been to a hail damage sale?
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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screen doors for submarines
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
- Darth Vader
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I remember my Grandfather picking up a jar of instant tea in the grocery store—“Looky here Lil Eddie—they gots instant tea in a Jar! What could be more instant than dunkin a tea bag in hot water?—Next thing ya know they gonna be sellin bottled water!”
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Campfire Ranger
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Diesel engines last a long time, often longer than the body. Why can't they sell new pickups without engines so a diesel owner can drop his almost broken in engine into a new one when the old one rusts apart? Makes too much sense.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Crazy Uncle Joe as President.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Campfire Ranger
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Engine delete option on new car order form? I like it.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Campfire Regular
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Seriously though—see thru scope mounts. What seems like a good idea but just doesn’t work.
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Campfire Ranger
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Powdered water; just add water I've already invented that in tablet form. Instant water. Drop tablet in cup and add hot coffee.
Last edited by 1minute; 04/16/20.
1Minute
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Campfire Oracle
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Powdered water; just add water. That's funny. The old gag joke was a sealed can labeled “Dehydrated Water”.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Toilet paper with a 2 week expiry date
Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk. That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied. Well?
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When i was a little kid my granpa had a pair of plastic walk on water shoes. Never got to see a demonstration but he said they worked, but he was a really funny guy too. Real character.
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Campfire Kahuna
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The republic of the United States of America, for much longer I'm sad to say, and I hope I am wrong about that.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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