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We’re going to be transferring life insurance polices, and a nurse came to our house. My pulse was 47 it’s normally low, about 59. Do I need to worry?
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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not if you are a marathoner...
Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
When in the Course of human events......
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I'd call my Dr. (Physician).
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk. That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied. Well?
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Did the nurse have nice tits?
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Kick a homeless guy (or gal).
You'll find the answer.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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make damn sure you won't end up paying more now that you're older than you were when you started your earlier one. pm me if you want guidance...i was in the business 12 yrs
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Was the nurse from the insurance company? Part of Obamacare was the transfer of all our medical data to a federal data base, Obamacare gave health and life insurance providers access to that database.
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not if you are a marathoner... That's right, Wifes at 45 resting, I'd need a gurney and they'd need to order a backhoe and flowers.
Trump Won!
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Fools...if his pulse was 47? she didn't have nice tits.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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Fools...if his pulse was 47? she didn't have nice tits. LOL
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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My doc always sends in the ugly nurse to take my bp because he knows how us Scorpios are wired.
My other auto is a .45
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My doc always sends in the ugly nurse to take my bp because he knows how us Scorpios are wired. Imagine being a 26 year old young man who just screwed his back up royally, then has to meet a gorgeous blonde PT chick and have her leaning all over you on a table at 7 in the morning, the sign on the building said "work hardening"...............you cant make that chit up!!, it was pure torture and embarrassing as hell, they should have had a stack of newspapers at the front door for us to wear across our laps! 
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I'd call my Dr. (Physician). ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/NjFZRJqQ/2-F32324-C-2-D61-4552-B0-BA-954760-FAA094.jpg) 😬😎
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