The last woman on the campfire has just vacated the building.
Birds need watchin'.
Bicycles need ridin'.
You'll note I didn't even bring queefs to the table in the OP. That's just another fascinating feature. Some of them seem much more queefy than others. I have listened to shorter Gregorian chants than some of the rambling multisyllabic queefs I have laid witness to.
Just because you put it on the table.
Never happens if you are thick enough to plug the puss.
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
A good looking woman could have fun every day, if they werent so worried about getting something besides enjoyment. They want the enjoyment and tangible goods for a screw, just to know they didnt get screwed.
A man will go out of his way to give a woman a happy day, while a woman is only concern is what will make her happy.
How many good looking women you see going around with a smile on their face?
For such a supposed Christian, you certainly do not show much respect for the women in your life.
Those women have my sympathy, as do you if that is actually the only kind of woman you have ever known.
Perhaps I am fortunate in this, but the women in my life are extremely concerned with the happiness of those around them. Often to the point of sacrifice which might be beyond the point of (what I consider) wisdom.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
The last woman on the campfire has just vacated the building.
Birds need watchin'.
Bicycles need ridin'.
You'll note I didn't even bring queefs to the table in the OP. That's just another fascinating feature. Some of them seem much more queefy than others. I have listened to shorter Gregorian chants than some of the rambling multisyllabic queefs I have laid witness to.
Just because you put it on the table.
Never happens if you are thick enough to plug the puss.
Although, I’ve had to cath old ladies in the ER many times over the years...and those vaginas look like a hedgehog that’s been squashed in the road by an 18-wheeler.
You know, for a forum full of men, these things aren't often mentioned. I don't know that there is a more fascinating organ on the human body. Sure, my junk can go from looking like the love child of a Vienna Sausage and an accordion with a purple acorn stuck on the end, to a formidable battering ram of manhood in seconds with the right grade of midget porn, but the vagina is simply more fascinating.
They come in a bewildering variety of shapes, sizes and flavors. I used to date a lawyer who had one that tasted like pecan pie. Others more closely resembled road kill. And the thing about size, is it often has nothing to do with the size of the host female. I had a pretty big gal one time. I was so afraid I'd fall in that I left my life jacket on. She was so tight I lost my love snot in scarcely a few strokes. I had another one who was 4'11". I just knew I was going to knock the bottom out of that thing. I felt like a clapper in a ship's bell.
The fullness and folds are as unique as a fingerprint. Ain't no two of 'em the same for sure. And what the hell is up with the clits? Some of them are big as a baby's dick and other ones not much more than a zit. I used to work 12 hour days pouring industrial concrete. That effort pales in comparison to what it has taken to make some happy. Others took not much more than a wink to have them coughing up the quim syrup while the host was invoking the name of the good lord. They can blast a baby out one week then the next week clamp a penis tight enough to please it.
Men have fought and died over them. Fortunes have been sacrificed on account of them. Minds have been lost over them.
They rate more discussion than they get here. It'd be better than hearing the blather of another Creedtard.
A good looking woman could have fun every day, if they werent so worried about getting something besides enjoyment. They want the enjoyment and tangible goods for a screw, just to know they didnt get screwed.
A man will go out of his way to give a woman a happy day, while a woman is only concern is what will make her happy.
How many good looking women you see going around with a smile on their face?
For such a supposed Christian, you certainly do not show much respect for the women in your life.
Those women have my sympathy, as do you if that is actually the only kind of woman you have ever known.
Perhaps I am fortunate in this, but the women in my life are extremely concerned with the happiness of those around them. Often to the point of sacrifice which might be beyond the point of (what I consider) wisdom.
A good looking woman could have fun every day, if they werent so worried about getting something besides enjoyment. They want the enjoyment and tangible goods for a screw, just to know they didnt get screwed.
A man will go out of his way to give a woman a happy day, while a woman is only concern is what will make her happy.
How many good looking women you see going around with a smile on their face?
For such a supposed Christian, you certainly do not show much respect for the women in your life.
Those women have my sympathy, as do you if that is actually the only kind of woman you have ever known.
Perhaps I am fortunate in this, but the women in my life are extremely concerned with the happiness of those around them. Often to the point of sacrifice which might be beyond the point of (what I consider) wisdom.
I must be doing something wrong. I have to make my own damn sandwiches.
A good looking woman could have fun every day, if they werent so worried about getting something besides enjoyment. They want the enjoyment and tangible goods for a screw, just to know they didnt get screwed.
A man will go out of his way to give a woman a happy day, while a woman is only concern is what will make her happy.
How many good looking women you see going around with a smile on their face?
For such a supposed Christian, you certainly do not show much respect for the women in your life.
Those women hiave my sympathy, as do you if that is actually the only kind of woman you have ever known.
Perhaps I am fortunate in this, but the women in my life are extremely concerned with the happiness of those around them. Often to the point of sacrifice which might be beyond the point of (what I consider) wisdom.
I must be doing something wrong. I have to make my own damn sandwiches.
If you knew how to properly prepare the taco you wouldn’t have to make your own sandwiches...
My Uncle told me they should make tires out of them because you can never wear one out (and Im still trying). Only problem is they would be pretty slick in the rain.
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
A good looking woman could have fun every day, if they werent so worried about getting something besides enjoyment. They want the enjoyment and tangible goods for a screw, just to know they didnt get screwed.
A man will go out of his way to give a woman a happy day, while a woman is only concern is what will make her happy.
How many good looking women you see going around with a smile on their face?
For such a supposed Christian, you certainly do not show much respect for the women in your life.
Those women hiave my sympathy, as do you if that is actually the only kind of woman you have ever known.
Perhaps I am fortunate in this, but the women in my life are extremely concerned with the happiness of those around them. Often to the point of sacrifice which might be beyond the point of (what I consider) wisdom.
I must be doing something wrong. I have to make my own damn sandwiches.
If you knew how to properly prepare the taco you wouldn’t have to make your own sandwiches...
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