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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Ranger
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Young = ripe Georgia peach with the seed taken out
Old = cow turd with a wagon track through it.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Young = ripe Georgia peach with the seed taken out
Old = cow turd with a wagon track through it. laffin’
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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Campfire Ranger
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If the Good Lord didn't want us to eat those things, why did He make 'em look like a taco? Jerry Tacos are good.
Randy NRA Patriot Life Benefactor
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Damn, that OP was hilarious, my hat, err, helmet is off to you Paul!
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Little known fact but I have never had sex with a woman who has given birth.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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That is a little known fact. I had no fuggin clue.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Now you're splittin' hairs. CHs to be exact.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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That is a little known fact. I had no fuggin clue. I did go to prom with a girl that had a kid.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Keep trying maybe?
#itsnottoolate
I am MAGA.
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Mid thirties here.
Wifey is off Tuesday’s. Stopped by the house today for lunch and an afternoon delight. Check and check.
Best tang I ever had was 22 years old and attached to a cute blonde entomologist.
No shortage of poon in my life, but haven’t lost the craze for it yet. I’m a faithful husband. No harm in looking, but damn it’s distracting sometimes.
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Campfire Ranger
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A good looking woman could have fun every day, if they werent so worried about getting something besides enjoyment. They want the enjoyment and tangible goods for a screw, just to know they didnt get screwed.
A man will go out of his way to give a woman a happy day, while a woman is only concern is what will make her happy.
How many good looking women you see going around with a smile on their face? Pretty much says it all.
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Campfire Outfitter
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They sure can make us do some stupid stuff. Yet there are no regrets if you reach your destination.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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That is a little known fact. I had no fuggin clue. I did go to prom with a girl that had a kid. Was it deflave??
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Little known fact but I have never had sex with a woman who has given birth. I know a hot pregnant chick when I see one. Sex with a pregnant woman though... That’s the stuff. You talk about warm, WET, and receptive.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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One size fits all, and you can't wear one out. Best thing ever! But maintenance costs are often very high, especially if the owner decides to take her business elsewhere.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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An old friend used to call them petri dishes.
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