Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Good Guys Leaving This Place?

You lucky sonuvagun!


No I haven't been fishing. You know better than that.....grin


We gotta get the rest of the cows outta here and get the drill going!


Should be beautiful weather for you.

Took some cows down to GF today. Trucks/trailers lined up outside the driveway.

Only had a small wreck loading earlier. Last calf cleared a four foot panel and went about a mile north. Ended up pushing him into a dam before I could get a rope over his head.

See the “^^^^^^^^^” part

For real muh neeguh!!

Schittt

I probably got into epic schitt storms with half the posters in the gen forum at one time or another.
I started main lining herion again bout 3 or 4 yrs ago.
Its all good now cept for these bugs I feel crawling under my skin.

LOL!!!

Still pissed at former Tn Mafia members for not letting me take this guy out for a spin on here.

Boy oh boy...
Ole Catman sure got some people on here in a turmoil.
Even had mock funerals with signs and a cross pics on here for him.
You wanna talk about living rent free.
LOL!!!

Best sockpuppet ever!!!!



Sure hope Catman didnt make any good guys leave....
Without a cock sticking outta their forheads at least.
LOL!!!

I'm sure a few choice words were involved with that chitshow!

Fricken calves that age are beyond retarded when they freak out and lose momma.

Ignoring is easy, I just don't like how fast the repeated crap, gets repeated. Over and over and over.....

Pushes all the good, original posts down too fast.

Oh ya we had some words.

Almost ran the wheeler head-on into the side x side. That would have been epic.

Sam;
Good evening to you my cyber friend, I hope the day was a good one for you and this finds you and yours well.

Since my rancher buddy sold his herd as mentioned, I'll be doing my cowboying vicariously through you and in my memories from here on in.

The story kroo88 related reminded me of a time we were moving the herd from one range block to another and our mutual friend had bought two cows from some big ranch up in the Chilcotin Cariboo country.

These two bloody Herefords were wild as elk Sam and did not respect either horse, rider nor stern non-church sorta language.....

We'd lost count of the number of times they'd quit the herd, bolted back up the mountain and we'd of course had to go root them out of some pucker thorn brush invested canyon.

Anyway rancher buddy had to remount finally, he's about done with the two Cariboo cows as they've duly found his last nerve and are standing steadfastly upon it!

We were just pushing the herd across a last road when the two new Herefords headed down the blacktop, and one wheeled and tore clear through the fence, knocking at least 50 yards of the two top wires off in the process.

It was Sam, about the angriest I've seen my rancher buddy in the nearly 30 years I've known him. He was quiet for a bit Sam, contemplative truly and when I asked if he was alright he turned to me and asked, "You've got a rifle in your pickup like always Dwayne?"

When I replied words to the effect that since the sun had come up in the east indeed Dwayne was packing heat - albeit in the pickup at that time - he muttered, "I'm just working out in my mind if I'm gonna write Arnie - our buddy who owned the cows - a cheque and go shoot that bitch...."

By the time we got to my pickup, he'd cooled somewhat so instead of the 94, I dragged out a framing hammer and we fixed fence after the horses were unsaddled.

Thanks for reading my meandering memories Sam, all the best to you and please do keep sharing your ranch days and scenes with us.

I for one more than appreciate it Sam - it fills a need way down deep in this old farm kids heart somehow, you know?

Do stay well.

Dwayne

I was sitting at the airport in Chinook....in the Kenworth....the boys and I waiting for our icecream.

Two cops and two deputies pull in and start running down the high chain link to the west.


The entire law enforcement community of Blaine County was chasing a black calf.


It was eventually cornered and sat on......pickup and horse trailer show up later.


Ice cream and a show.

Jim;


Good evening sir, thanks for the laugh tonight, I hope all is well at the Conrad Ranch these days.

Calves can indeed be plenty "squirty" when they want to be can't they?

Rural policing at it's finest!

Something one would read in Western Horseman back in the day for sure.

Thanks again sir and all the best to you all.

Dwayne

Kroo, more than once I've thought a Go-Pro camera would have captured some wild footage!




Dwayne, I feel your pain with the rogue cows.

It's a never ending battle....


Man versus cow will drive you insane.....grin




Jim, front row seats... I bet you got a laugh or two!

Catman had specialized inputs.Though somewhat faulty, a prototype. Similar to Bitch Stewie.

His pathos, appealing to the anger, stupidity and inherent retardation that exists in some quantity in all of his audience.
A disposable hero, a soldier for the cause.

Imagine getting into a pissing match with guy that had tossed salad for brains.

😃

Boba Fett!!!!
Lol!!!

Let 'em leave. No fugging business of anyone.Their choice.

JEEEZE Get a fu uking life.

Blind Faith?

This chit happens in real life?

I've had a hamburger patty jump off the grill (hell, could have even been my fault) but it all looks so docile sitting in the Sam's Club cooler!

Maybe they aren't girls?

The one in front was clearly the star of that show. Diana Ross and the other two were the Supremes.

Diet Dr Pepper in my nostrils.