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,...driving around smoking pot with crushed up Adderall in a cellophane pack in their pocket,.....expired tags,...expired license,...
Why don't they just go check into the jail?
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If you're going to do illegal chit, don't be doing illegal chit.
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Because they've gotten away with it most of their life.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Criminals are stupid. Especially dopers. There’s a reason they usually get caught.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Criminals are stupid. Especially dopers. There’s a reason they usually get caught. In court, the witness is being questioned, defendants are seated at the table with their attorney..... Ms Smith had had her purse snatched......... Prosecuting atty: to witness: '...are the two young men that snatched Ms Smiths purse in the court room today?...' Before the witness could answer the two defendants raised their hands............................ It's cause they are DUMB!!!
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Now the cops are at a trailer park investigating an assault by can of corn.
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It always amazes me the number of people that think answering the police questions, when they are caught, is actually going to help.........
I had a cousin stopped for speeding. Cop asked him, 'where you going son', he answered to Smithville to buy dope! ................................. At least he's honest!?!?!?!?
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"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Criminals are stupid. Especially dopers. There’s a reason they usually get caught. In court, the witness is being questioned, defendants are seated at the table with their attorney..... Ms Smith had had her purse snatched......... Prosecuting atty: to witness: '...are the two young men that snatched Ms Smiths purse in the court room today?...' Before the witness could answer the two defendants raised their hands............................ It's cause they are DUMB!!! Yep
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Now the cops are at a trailer park investigating an assault by can of corn. can't speak to corn but a can of green beans will phug a man up
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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They mostly catch the dumb crooks. The smart ones don’t do dumb things like that.
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I try to watch cops as often as I can just to see witch one of my relatives is going to be on tv first !!!!
teach your children well , ride hard, shoot straight, be involved!
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Like you did in Montana ?
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Criminals are stupid. Especially dopers. There’s a reason they usually get caught. In court, the witness is being questioned, defendants are seated at the table with their attorney..... Ms Smith had had her purse snatched......... Prosecuting atty: to witness: '...are the two young men that snatched Ms Smiths purse in the court room today?...' Before the witness could answer the two defendants raised their hands............................ It's cause they are DUMB!!! this actually played out in court in Los Angles. i was there. DA looked like she was going to choke trying to hold back the laugh.
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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Now the cops are at a trailer park investigating an assault by can of corn. can't speak to corn but a can of green beans will phug a man up Mom tossed a can of corn in my direction once. And a butter knife. And whacked me with a spatula, wooden spoon, and maybe a few other implements. No-One called the po-po. Then again, that's what boomers had to grow up with.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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My wife is a bit naive about certain things. Watching Cops one day, they catch a guy and pull a bag out of his pocket.
"What's this?" say the copper
"Don't know"
"well, it came out of your pocket"
"these aren't my pants"
"What?"
"I got up from the couch this morning and put pants on. I must have gotten my roommate's"
My wonderful wife says to me "How can people like that just lie right to the police when they're caught red handed"
I told her the street rule.
Never cop to nothin'
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I saw 3 classmates on lockup raw. No relatives though.
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Now the cops are at a trailer park investigating an assault by can of corn. can't speak to corn but a can of green beans will phug a man up Mom tossed a can of corn in my direction once. And a butter knife. And whacked me with a spatula, wooden spoon, and maybe a few other implements. No-One called the po-po. Then again, that's what boomers had to grow up with. The spatula, hot out of the frying pan. I went to the table without a shirt and sat down my back to the kitchen. My mom told me to go get a shirt. I smart assed something and she reached out as quick as a rattlesnake with a spatula. I went and got a shirt on and sat in a chair where I could keep an eye on her.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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,...driving around smoking pot with crushed up Adderall in a cellophane pack in their pocket,.....expired tags,...expired license,...
Why don't they just go check into the jail? Bell Curve
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,...driving around smoking pot with crushed up Adderall in a cellophane pack in their pocket,.....expired tags,...expired license,...
Why don't they just go check into the jail? ............ Reminds me of the old "THIS IS YOUR BRAIN..............ON DRUGS" public service ads that used to be run regularly.
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My wife is a bit naive about certain things. Watching Cops one day, they catch a guy and pull a bag out of his pocket.
"What's this?" say the copper
"Don't know"
"well, it came out of your pocket"
"these aren't my pants"
"What?"
"I got up from the couch this morning and put pants on. I must have gotten my roommate's"
My wonderful wife says to me "How can people like that just lie right to the police when they're caught red handed"
I told her the street rule.
Never cop to nothin' You'd be surprised at how many times you'd hear..."well...these aren't my pants!, I don't know how that got in here". What!?...you just woke up at someone else's house and put on a pair of pants that were on the floor? Most of the time they'd answer "yup, that's what I did."
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