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Local grocery had entry/exit on each far end of the building.

A month into the ‘Rona they closed on side completely forcing everyone into and out of the same door. About the same time they put arrows on the floor directing one way traffic in the aisles, essentially forcing me to walk backwards down half the aisles Lol.

If you want to maximize fun wear your motorcycle helmet.

Somebody speaks, flip up. "HUH?"

Respond. Back down.

Repeat as necessary.

You gotta stone face it the whole time. No cracking.

NOW we understand why we're not dead.

Thank god for practical thinkers.

Forgot about our local credit union. Stopped in yesterday to see what their newest deal was. Yes, open. No appointment needed as before (Oregon headquarters, not Cali). But, was told only one customer in at a time. Even though their two windows are about 12'-15' apart....................because window 1 is near the door and if someone is using it, anyone entering comes closer than 6'.

Not my idea of smarts.

Did they staff a teller at both windows?

All of this CV-19 Quarantine BS is being driven by idiots in the media, ass hole politicos, corporate lawyers, and job scared, power tripping administrators.

Not a one of that miscegenated cadre gives one damn about anybody's health. Its all about power, control, and not risking a lawsuit.

The teller at the front window.....................the branch manager at the other, which is who I talked to yesterday. I walked in and past another customer (within 6 feet ) who was just leaving.

Small place, small town service. They usually pull up my account without me even IDing myself, while I'm getting my checks out to deposit and such. ALmost four years here now and I think I've had to wait for a window about 3 times. Couple of times, both windows busy (they had tellers then) I did business at the manager's desk in her office.

The Corona has f'd everything up.

like renegade says.....................fugginchinesefuggineverythingup

I know where you live. One teller for an hour a day would be able to handle the entire population of Modoc.... by Wednesday.

Plexiglass futures soar....

The worst danger is letting Democrats go to Congress and state houses!!

A month ago I was getting ready to check out and in line, social distancing. And a scrawny negro woman jerked her a$$ in front of me, put down a divider, and slammed her groceries down on the belt. The clerk didn't say anything because the gal was a golden monkey. But if allowed time the clerk would spray down and wipe the belt and anything else touched. Thus helping to slow down the germs. Hard to get rid of groid germs when they act like they are special or something. If you don't act like a niqqer you won't get called a niqqer or various other things. Most blacks I have known are more racist than lots of whites. Be Well, Rustyzipper.

You have a bigger chance of getting E-Coli and getting very ill from some dumbass who is wearing a mask but didn't wash their hands before shopping and handling the produce at the store. You can't fix stupid.

Are you complaining about Rogers fox videos again?

Local Wal-Mart's has arrows on the floor telling you which way to shop in each isle. You can't put your purchases on the conveyor belt until the person in front of you has paid and put their bagged purchases into their cart. We just left our cart and walked out when we got barked at by some pimple faced, tatted teenager.

I wish I had it in me to pull something like that off. In reality, I'd be giggling so hard inside my helmet nobody would dare approach me anyway.

Same damn pair of gloves worn at the reguster, handling food, and probably in the potty. Masks under the nose. Masks in the middle of nowhere as all alone

I got the idea from SpaceBalls.

It's the best.

LOL

Hope you did that as a "moon walk".


At my local supermarket they used to pack our bags for us, now we have to pack them, and I've come in contact with the cashier in the process as I grab what they put down after they've scanned it. Feel kinda dirty but still alive

As said elsewhere, the supermarkets just want to be seen to be doing something even though it turns out to be wrong or stupid or both.

County health dept making folks wipe down the SS handrails at public pools with bleach water.

Ever been to a public pool that wasn't chlorinated as fugk?

xxclaro;
Good afternoon to you sir, I hope the day was a good one for you on the other side of the big hills and that this finds you well.

Thanks for the thread and thanks to those who've added to it as well of course. If nothing else, it gives us some comic relief from listening to "experts" and/or politicians guess on the radio all day.

The mention of radio is that for the most part I've abandoned TV news as I've lost a taste for fiction somehow.

Anyway, the other morning one of my neighbors - we'll call him Bob - retired realtor/RCMP and a few other things, but really fine chap - so Bob and the chocolate lab are walking past as I'm doing some fire suppression pruning and select logging on the road side at the top of our driveway.

As is his custom, he stops for a visit and we solve the problems of the world and shoot the male bovine excrement for a bit.

While we're doing so, a lady drives by in a Honda CRV - could be she's a nurse who looks in on another neighbor who is 96 and still living on her own - not sure - but she drives past us with a paper mask on her face AND one of those clear flip up face shields we'd use if we were running the 5" angle grinder sorta thing. Windows are all up in the CRV - I'd guess it was only a couple years old so likely a cabin air filter too?

Anyway Bob looks at me, I look at Bob and there's two old guys laughing so hard we both had to grab the sides of the utility trailer I was filling with wood!

Poor chocolate lab looked back and forth at us all concerned - perhaps it was a medical sensitivity trained animal and knew one of us might stroke out we were laughing so hard?

Bob has a more colorful vocabulary than I do, so I'll not repeat the biblical reference he made, but it included deities, apostles and a few other random bystanders in the description.

Honestly I don't believe we've had a death in the south valley from it, maybe not even a case of beer virus, so for the most part we're trying to keep things as normal as the feds and fruitcakes in Victoria deign acceptable behavior.

Thanks again for the thread sir, have a good summer and stay well.

Dwayne