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....that can smell. Some of you know I cannot. Not even a skunk spray in the face would phase me. So, just headed out to the garage beer/meat fridge. Grabbed a pack of pork butts I planned on smoking on the BGE this weekend. In hindsight, maybe the cryovav'ed butt packaging puffed out like a mylar balloon should have been a clue. I suppose it crossed my mind as strange, but I only bought it 5 days ago. Get it inside, separate the 2 butts, rinse off, trim fat, and have them sitting on the cutting board. My wife walked in, and all hell brook loose. It seems I grabbed a long lost pack of butts, sell by date 2/1/20.    the new, 5 day old pack slipped behind 2 boxes of micro-brews. I had no idea there were 2 packages og butts in there. My son may have bought them, or moved them out of a freezer while he was here, I dont know... but.... my wife puked. They were apparently fully..... fermented I never had a fuggin clue. They were a bit slimy when I rinsed them off, I will say that. So, pork is gone, house is airing out, she next to me on the deck still gagging, and I can't get her to smell my finger to see if my hands stink  She's not amused but I am getting some serious milage out of it, lmao. I've been banned from smoking meat for the weekend, hahahahaha.
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You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
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Dang Duck, without your wife you would be dead...... Not something I would brag about....... 
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PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Happened to me once. We bought some chicken at the grocery store, bagged it with the rest of our groceries, threw the bags in the trunk and took them home.
Took a pack of chicken out of a bag and it was green!!!!!!!
All I can figure is we’d bought some a few weeks earlier and forgot one of the bags in the trunk.
We didn’t open it to find out if it stunk, thanks.
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I bought a couple of racks of ribs once, got home from the store, opened them up....they were ripe...not outdated or anything. Store made good on them.
Mathew 22: 37-39
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....that can smell.
Some of you know I cannot. You've stunk up the 'fire pretty good, with your bullshit. And you put yourself forward as some kinda chef, when you can't even smell?
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....that can smell.
Some of you know I cannot. You've stunk up the 'fire pretty good, with your bullshit. And you put yourself forward as some kinda chef, when you can't even smell? Yep, I am a great chef. Surprises me and my fam too, but I'd whip your azz in any cook-off.  Chit, tomorrow night is Peruvian civiche and grilled octopus over fried polenta.
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The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
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Now that I cant smoke a butt 
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.
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....that can smell.
Some of you know I cannot. You've stunk up the 'fire pretty good, with your bullshit. And you put yourself forward as some kinda chef, when you can't even smell? Yep, I am a great chef. Surprises me and my fam too, but I'd whip your azz in any cook-off. Chit, tomorrow night is Peruvian civiche and grilled octopus over fried polenta. You can't smell. If you can't smell, you can't cook. People may act to your face like they ain't gaggin, but if you can prep rancid shoulder without a clue, your food ain't worth shat.
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....that can smell. Some of you know I cannot. Not even a skunk spray in the face would phase me. So, just headed out to the garage beer/meat fridge. Grabbed a pack of pork butts I planned on smoking on the BGE this weekend. In hindsight, maybe the cryovav'ed butt packaging puffed out like a mylar balloon should have been a clue. I suppose it crossed my mind as strange, but I only bought it 5 days ago. Get it inside, separate the 2 butts, rinse off, trim fat, and have them sitting on the cutting board. My wife walked in, and all hell brook loose. It seems I grabbed a long lost pack of butts, sell by date 2/1/20. the new, 5 day old pack slipped behind 2 boxes of micro-brews. I had no idea there were 2 packages og butts in there. My son may have bought them, or moved them out of a freezer while he was here, I dont know... but.... my wife puked. They were apparently fully..... fermented I never had a fuggin clue. They were a bit slimy when I rinsed them off, I will say that. So, pork is gone, house is airing out, she next to me on the deck still gagging, and I can't get her to smell my finger to see if my hands stink She's not amused but I am getting some serious milage out of it, lmao. I've been banned from smoking meat for the weekend, hahahahaha. reminds me of a girl in 10th grade...........
T R U M P W O N !
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You can't smell.
If you can't smell, you can't cook.
100% false. You probably know there many professional chefs that have anosmia. Yea.... I'm sure you did. You are an idiot. Go back to your TV dinners and Hungry Mans.
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.
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Fuggin retard can't smell but knows all about culinary delight.
LMAO.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You can't smell.
If you can't smell, you can't cook.
100% false. You probably know there many professional chefs that have anosmia. Yea.... I'm sure you did. You are an idiot. Go back to your TV dinners and Hungry Mans. You don't even know when your diaper needs changin, and claim ta be Emeril. Birdy's king of the self-absorbed pollyannas on the 'fire, but you're makin a strong move. LOL
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Probably would have been tender, though. 😆
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You don't even know when your diaper needs changin, and claim ta be Emeril.
No. More like some crazy mix of Jet Tila, Alain Ducasse, and Pierre Gagnaire.
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
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Probably would have been tender, though. 😆
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
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Birdy's king of the self-absorbed pollyannas on the 'fire, but you're makin a strong move.
How is that? Because I can cook, really, really well, despite not being able to smell? GFY, chucklehead.
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You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.
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Birdy's king of the self-absorbed pollyannas on the 'fire, but you're makin a strong move.
How is that? Because I can cook, really, really well, despite not being able to smell? GFY, chucklehead. No, moron. Because you jump on the fire, and continuously give yourself a handjob bout alla your nonexistent qualities. But you're gonna need ta lose the water heater and mattress, ta be taken seriously.
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you jump on the fire, and continuously give yourself a handjob bout alla your nonexistent qualities.
But you're gonna need ta lose the water heater and mattress, ta be taken seriously.
You are right. Your posts are full of intelligent, thoughtful, carefully crafted responses in well spoken English. ALWAYS a positive influence, here on the 'fire. We should all hope and strive to be the friendly, helpful, intelligent TROLL that you are, adding positive value to posts.
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.
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Birdy's king of the self-absorbed pollyannas on the 'fire, but you're makin a strong move.
How is that? Because I can cook, really, really well, despite not being able to smell? GFY, chucklehead. No, moron. Because you jump on the fire, and continuously give yourself a handjob bout alla your nonexistent qualities. But you're gonna need ta lose the water heater and mattress, ta be taken seriously. TFF
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Chit, tomorrow night is Peruvian civiche and grilled octopus over fried polenta. Ex-wife and I used to go to a Peruvian place for Ceviche. It was the bomb!! Gotta say, her bad qualities outweighed the good but one good one was that she was always up for a food adventure.
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