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WRITTEN BY A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since
the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run
its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.



Here is our separation agreement: --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure
our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks

We’ll
keep Hannity, Carlson, and Bibles, and give you NBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, and Hollywood

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide
them security.

-We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. And keep "In God We Trust" on our currency.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the UN. but we will no longer pay the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt, Tesla, and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep
"The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The
National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kumbaya & We
Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag...and Monuments.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly
parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J Wall

Law Student
and American!

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Robert Deniro, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Barbara Streisand, Rachel Maddow, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

That pretty much sums up why I can't ever see this country coming together.

Agreed...

Stupid bastard still thinks big corporations are on the right side. Sad.

That’s a pretty smart dude. Except for one thing, Walmart supports BLM so I’m not sure we want them . How far west of the Mississippi River would be the dividing line??

Aw, gee, why do we have to keep Walmart?

You cannot negotiate with Bolsheviks.

The easiest way to identify the “abuser” and the “victim” in any abusive relationship, is to identify which one would like to end the relationship, and which one says “I’ll kill the other person if they ever try to leave”.

Conservatives would happily divorce. Liberals wouldn’t, because they want the “power/sex/money/etc”....

Amen, good post.

We would have to build a border wall. A huge number of them, even those to whom this would originally appeal, would be fleeing the inevitable economic and social catastrophe to get to our side only to vote for the same type of people who caused such catastrophic occurrences from whence they fled.

The vast majority of the communists live in the cities anyway so that's all they should get and they should have to fuggin stay there.

Who said we would allow liberals ??

I have no idea, hence the following:

which implies we should not allow liberals.

I believe there would have to be some passage back and forth. No permanent residency though . Haha



Happy Trails


Bob

I believe you’re a solid guy. (Still a newbie however)



Happy Trails


Bob