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https://genesiustimes.com/ozzy-osbo...mmw3cOhuKNCahPa8m0#.XvVmr9weQnY.facebookAs the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive nominee Joe Biden. After an exhaustive search, the Democratic National Committee has selected world renowned rock star Ozzy Osbourne to interpret the unintelligible former vice president. “We were a little worried about Ozzy after the elderly rocker was stricken with pneumonia, but we were encouraged after listening to Ozzy’s peaceful spoken word meditations album and he really is the only person who speaks anything close to Bidenese,” DNC Chair Tom Perez said. After going through several speech writers including Jar Jar Binks and The Swedish Chef, staffers realized that it wasn’t the speech-writers making Biden sound like a complete jumbled mess but the politician himself. Osbourne is excited about the new role. “I just flumbba jigga pallug muhd, see?” Osbourne said in his first interview as translator. “And the jifflun huhhzzah willy jiggles.” Biden expressed some hesitance. “Only one person can fill the tank of a leaf blower on a sunny day and that ain’t slack, Jack.”
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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I could see that happening
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They're going off the rails on the crazy train, man.
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They're going off the rails on the crazy train, man. And they don't have a clue!
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Biden makes sense to liberals. That is the scary part.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Ummm... Foster Brooks
"Whose bright idea was it to put every idiot in the world in touch with every other idiot? It's working!" -- P. J. O'Rourke
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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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Ummm... Foster Brooks Probably.......I've been drinking old forrester's a gud bit lately, ....close enough..
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Ummm... Foster Brooks My thoughts exactly ! Either one of those guys!😁
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Ignore Biden, campaign for and donate to your local GOP senator if he/she is running for reelection.
Never try to teach a pig to sing... ...it wastes your time and annoys the pig!
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