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Harelip Midget Buys A Horse. #15008653 06/29/20
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A midget with a hairlip finds a racehorse for sale so he goes to see it.
He tells the man selling the horse that he will have to be lifted up to see what he needs to see, the man agrees.
the midget says " furst i need ta see de eawrs"
the man lifts him up and the midget says "vewy nice vewy nice pewfect fo a wacehorse"
the midget then asks to see the eyes and the man lifts him up getting a little annoyed.
the midget says " vewy nice vewy nice pewfect eyes fo a wacehorse"
the midget says " i need to see the teef and thats all"
the man now extremely angry, lifts him up
the midget says " vewy nice vewy shawp vewy nice teef fo a wacehorse"
the man puts the midget down and the midget says " thewre is one mo fing i need to see, i would like to see hew twat"
The man now really angry says " good here ya go" lifts the horses tail and shoves the midget right in there.
The midget lands on the ground wipes his face and says " let me wephwase mysewf, i would like to see her wun awound da twack."


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Re: Harelip Midget Buys A Horse. [Re: 12344mag] #15008669 06/29/20
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LMAO!!!


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My horse can't run but ought'a see her TWAT!!

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Hmmmm- - - - -the mare must have been stump broke to put up with that without kicking somebody into the middle of next week!


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That joke is older than the hills on grandma's chest but I still laughed.

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Oldie but a goodie. I laugh every time I hear it.


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laugh


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Old laffs are good ones.


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First time I’ve heard it. 😊


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I have led a sheltered life and that is the 1st time for me. Can you imagine that on the Carol Burnett show w/ Tim Conway as the midget?


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The funniest part of a hair lip joke is usually just watching someone try to impersonate a hairlip.....

Gets me everytime, especially when told by foreigners.

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That was insensitive and demeaning to some; but not me....... gave me my morning laugh, as I'm another one who's never heard it.

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lol


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First heard that in high school back in the early 50's. It was old then. Always good for a laugh however. Thanks for the morning grin.


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I love corny jokes like that
. But then again I'm a huge Three Stooges fan


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What's between a twat and a gawwup?


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Maybe it's a "c unter"??????


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Originally Posted by OldmanoftheSea
What's between a twat and a gawwup?



"twaint"


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