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I carry a 45 because they don't make a 46

I stick my gun in my pocket when I go to the bad part of town

competition will get you killed on the street

If I can't get 'er done w/ 5 shots I should have stayed home

revolvers are more reliable than autos

That AR ain't no Battle Rifle

ARs are famous for being jammomatics

mouse gun

Poodle shooter

you only need 1 shot if you know what you are doin'

etc,etc, etc


mike r

"I didnt know it was loaded"......

Not a cliche about gun culture lingo per say...

But a poor excuse for a fuggtard sqeezing the trigger and blowing a round off and a schitload of common sense firearm handling basics.

Usually a incompetent type of any age.


Karen:
"I didnt know it was loaded and how I shot the manager in the foot"
"I was looking in my purse for the soccor schedule cause that manager was making me behind schedule"
" Can I go now officer".







Ohhhh.......
And anything " Slavek" has to say about guns also...
Our very own Eurotrashland Firearm/Ammunition/ GEO political SME who cant even say what time it is in his Eurotrashland time zone.


LMFAO!!!!

"Winnie"

"Remmie"

"Annie"

This was grampa,s gun!!! Boy the stories it could tell. He shot alot of deer with it.
They dont make em like this anymore.



Trying to sell a 50% condition at best... 1966 top eject model 94 for 650 bucks or 800 bucks "trade value" with a stamped steel broken elevator......

Or emotional " value" from inherited firearms.

Only range use ( never got it to print).

When I conduct a tactical shotgun class I warn them up front if I hear them refer to their 870 as a “shotty” or “the gauge”, it’s an automatic failure.

The gun I'm selling is really old, scary accurate and quite rare. I have a half box of ammo (assorted brands) and I'll throw that in. My dad used to shoot nickels with it at 200 yards.

Did I mention that it was it was quite rare.

I hate it when someone asks me: "You wouldn't hand me a loaded gun would you?"
After they already noticed the red loaded chamber indicator

Thinning the herd ,
Assault rifle,
Few handling marks
Seems to be unfired