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So the gal tells him no. Go find another one. There are something like 3 billion females on the planet. Law of averages says eventually he would find one that would have said yes before he went and did this stupid act.
You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!
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And he seems like a real charmer... ![[Linked Image from nypost.com]](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/06/cole-carini.jpg) Is this picture of the veritable chick magnet from before or after the explosion? It looks like he got splattered with schit.
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Shakespeare had a line in one of his writings about " being hoisted on his own petard", which is exactly what happened here. Maybe the Iranians will also do this except in a much bigger way.
Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Jesus: "Take heed that no man deceive you."
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Here's what happened with this kid, I'm sure of it. He grew up playing video games all day long, looking at porn and masturbating - probably 3 or 4 times a day - and he conversed with his "friends" on social media 90+% of the time. As a result, he never developed any social skills whatsoever and has no idea how to relate or talk to other people in person - especially girls. He has no idea how to make a girl laugh - or like him - he's an uninteresting dullard, which is the direct result of his addiction to electronics. He has no game and his self-imposed sequester screwed him up in the head. His parents did him a grave disservice by not putting a stop to this destructive behavior. Due to his chronic masturbation and porn addiction, he expected girls to simply open their legs for him, instead of having to work for it, like the rest of us do...
...Which puts me in mind of a joke:
There was this feller who was having difficulty with his wife of many years. They had started to grow apart due to apathy.
One day, he decided to rekindle his relationship with his wife and after work he stopped at the florist and picked out a beautiful bouquet of roses for his wife.
He was all smiles when he got home and gave the bouquet to his wife.
His wife acted perturbed and said: "Oh great, now I'm gonna' have to open my legs."
Confused, the man said: "Why - don't you have a vase?"
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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Now we know Leroy's real name.....
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
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Now we know Leroy's real name..... That’s not Sheroy. That kid actually wants a woman. Sheroy just wants to Be one.
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Here's what happened with this kid, I'm sure of it. He grew up playing video games all day long, looking at porn and masturbating - probably 3 or 4 times a day - and he conversed with his "friends" on social media 90+% of the time. As a result, he never developed any social skills whatsoever and has no idea how to relate or talk to other people in person - especially girls. He has no idea how to make a girl laugh - or like him - he's an uninteresting dullard, which is the direct result of his addiction to electronics. He has no game and his self-imposed sequester screwed him up in the head. His parents did him a grave disservice by not putting a stop to this destructive behavior. Due to his chronic masturbation and porn addiction, he expected girls to simply open their legs for him, instead of having to work for it, like the rest of us do...
...Which puts me in mind of a joke:
There was this feller who was having difficulty with his wife of many years. They had started to grow apart due to apathy.
One day, he decided to rekindle his relationship with his wife and after work he stopped at the florist and picked out a beautiful bouquet of roses for his wife.
He was all smiles when he got home and gave the bouquet to his wife.
His wife acted perturbed and said: "Oh great, now I'm gonna' have to open my legs."
Confused, the man said: "Why - don't you have a vase?"
You hit the nail square on the head! And you know what’s really scary? With all this Covid BS keeping kids home, how much worse is that problem gonna be now?
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You hit the nail square on the head! And you know what’s really scary? With all this Covid BS keeping kids home, how much worse is that problem gonna be now? Shouldn't be a problem at all if the kids have concerned, involved parents. Unfortunately, that's probably not the case for a lot of American kids these days.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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You hit the nail square on the head! And you know what’s really scary? With all this Covid BS keeping kids home, how much worse is that problem gonna be now? Shouldn't be a problem at all if the kids have concerned, involved parents. Unfortunately, that's probably not the case for a lot of American kids these days. Of all the ills liberalism has brought us, in my opinion one of the worst is the over involvement of helicopter parenting. I know that’s not the type of concerned involvement you mean, but unfortunately it’s the type that we have in spades today. It makes me sick when I see how parents are raising their kids today as opposed to how I and my friends were raised back in the day. Parents now think their perfect little angels can never do wrong and every kid is better than any test score or standard that has been thrust upon them by the rest of the world that inexplicably just doesn’t seem to recognize their kid’s clear superiority to every other human ever born. That’s THE overarching problem with kids and parents nowadays. Kids are never wrong and they are not free to make mistakes and learn from them. It is always someone else’s fault for the mistake, and the parent will fix it for the kid anyway. That’s another way you end up with the self absorbed douchebags clearly on display on every tv channel and social media site today.
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Bristoe educated us on incels about a year ago on a thread he started. Gawd my memory is terrifying. Must’ve been the killer pot I smoked everyday for 9 years. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/5tSSBZp1/240-C1498-F9-DC-4-F0-E-87-C9-9-E4830-FCFB6-D.png) Dayum. good thing I quit smokin' the devil's weed a long time ago. I'd be so smart right now, and remember everything that ever happened everywhere.....................the NSA would be after me. (and I'm not saying they're not after me now.)
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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