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Campfire 'Bwana
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When I pay some skilless old fugg that aint ever made enough SS credits to collect more than the bare minimum to mow my lawn.
Mofo gonna use a weed whacker too. No poison allowed Get my money's worth outta him....
You shoulda stayed at that John Mansfield Tannery as a hide stomper in the dehairing lye vat.....
Make sure to tell him I like my lawn cut in late afternoon when the grass is dry. Not none of that wet grass cool temp in the morning half azz schit.
Or some late 20 something fugg with his white rim sunglass,s and tar baby bulldogged truck living at home with mom and dad that cant pass a pizz test for a job.
Either will do...
Made it just like the Jefferson's then!!!!!
LOL!!!
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If I wake up alive I figure I'm a winner already.
Looking back on almost 30 years of total sobriety gives me a sense of accomplishment.
I get up in the morning and go into the kitchen where I see my Lovely Bride of 48 years putzing around making breakfast and pouring me a cup of hot coffee. I never fail to realize that I've got it made.
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When you don't have to work and your spouse is half your age or younger. That's definition of success, please see personal life of President Trump.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Johns Manville was good to me.
I like mowing
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Campfire Kahuna
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Me and ol cleburne....gettin it done I named my mower Cleburne. I don’t know why.
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Campfire Ranger
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What's the one thing (could be minor like mine) if you sit back and think let you know you made it? Maybe not to the top, but to a point where you take a breath and smile and say fugg yeah, life don't suck. When I was able to buy my wife our first good vehicle to drive, I was on cloud nine. When I signed papers on my first house, I thought I had the world by the balls. But honestly, being able to pay someone else to shoe my fugking horses makes me realize I have achieved something. Wife's gelding threw a shoe and farrier won't come till next week. She took time off work and really wanted to ride, so I pulled my tools out and did his hinds. Christ almighty. LMAO I used to do 3-4 in a morning then whatever work there was to do for whichever outfit I was working for. Or I'd spend all day doing a string. Did my own for years, but that's only a couple at a time. Been a few years now, and just doing half of one about whipped my ass. Didn't help he jerked his foot and gave me a decent scratch before I twisted off one of the nails. He almost crossed the rainbow bridge with a hammer in his head. Shoeing is too rough on your lower. back. I gladly pay a farrier
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Not having to bail any of my kids out of jail. Some how staying married for 35 to the same sweetie.
Life is good live it while you can.
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Me and ol cleburne....gettin it done I named my mower Cleburne. I don’t know why. Man that is redneck to the bone! I love it and would run it! 😀👍
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Grandpa:the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Dad:son you have 2 choices for supper eat or don't eat.
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When I was able to financially help my mom.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Just recently - realized I have been "here" for 3.5 years but this is my first summer "home" and everything that goes with it, family is healthy, bills are under control, I'm not dead.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire Regular
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When the home in town, the cabin and 45 acres in the sticks, the vehicles were all paid and the balance in the bank grew monthly enough to help out the kids and a few friends on missions. Fifteen years now.
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Not fishing on the weekend with everyone else.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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Me and ol cleburne....gettin it done I named my mower Cleburne. I don’t know why. Does Birdy know he’s been plagiarized?
Last edited by Dryfly24; 07/17/20.
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I knew I made it when I could afford to get my teeth cleaned .
Happy Trails
Bob
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I have kohler crappers in the house too
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Campfire Outfitter
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The day I left my job and retired after a recession era buy-out a year before I had planned. It will be 9 years in a couple of weeks. Life is good.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Me and ol cleburne....gettin it done I named my mower Cleburne. I don’t know why. He is Bullschitting you all. Lol!!! Thats an old one from the elephant grave yard behind the waterfall in the tarzan movie. Dude got a Cadillac Escalade rider he use,s. That one in the pic might even be Nana,s outside hover round. I schitt you all not.... Lol!!!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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My john deere looks just like that.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Me and ol cleburne....gettin it done I named my mower Cleburne. I don’t know why. Does Birdy know he’s been plagiarized? Happens a lot around here, I think the trendy term for guys like me is “Cultural Influencer”
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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I'm less than 1/2 way to where I want to be financially and more than 1/2 way to where I want to retire chronologically. Can't bitch though. Life's been good and getting better.
As far as "making it". Buying my first house.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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