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Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by jaguartx
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Originally Posted by deflave
Slavek sees a bird hunt and wants to talk fashion.LOL What a butt fugk.
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Is that you, Fats? Great pic. I like those A-5s.


Many a moon and a few less pounds ago.

Fuggers now adays aint gotta fuggin clue bout huntin fashion.

63' Belgium Humpback. Still thumping away.


You should probably put a fresh drop of engine oil on the brass friction ring on the magazine tube before season every year. I think those in good condition are getting scarce.


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Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by deflave
Slavek sees a bird hunt and wants to talk fashion.LOL What a butt fugk.
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Is that you, Fats? Great pic. I like those A-5s.


Many a moon and a few less pounds ago.

Fuggers now adays aint gotta fuggin clue bout huntin fashion.

63' Belgium Humpback. Still thumping away.

obviously a duck terminator


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Clarke.........

shoulda came with me today........

Coulda sat under a Quakie at 10K' & had a beer........

nice & cool & no humidity......

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by deflave

Dogs are just as annoying as children.




Here is where we differ, my friend.

NOTHING is as annoying as children.


NADA, ZIPAMUNDO!



Bingo! ^^^^^^^

Dogs you can push through the dog door when they pizz you off and tell them to stay out of the house.

Kids don't always fit, sometimes you have to actually open the door to get them out. That lets the heat/cold/bugs in................very fuggin annoying.


For having a combined two centuries worth of "knowledge", you two have a lot to learn.

Kids take out the trash, mow the lawn, run errands, contribute mandated percentages of income, and can't be tried as an adult.

What the fugk does your dog do? Besides schit in the yard and remind you when the mailman walked by.




1. Well for one, when I shove them out the dog door, during a blizzard or heat wave, they don't run to the neighbors asking them to call Child Protective Services.

2.They don't need any fuggin pencils, paper, crayons and a new fuggin backpack every year (although if I had kids I'd probably tell them to do like I did, swipe some candy from the liquor store on the way to school and barter it for good scheidt)

3.Can't say they don't need a jacket from time to time, after all whippets ain't got much of a coat. But when they do, they don't ask for the latest greatest in fashion (in the minds of other fuggin' shilldren)

4.They get to makin' too much racket in the house, out the dog door (refer back to #1 if necessary)

5. As they get older, they don't ask for new bicycles, or that Red Ryder BB gun.

6. Vets are expensive, but not as bad as pediatricians.

7. They don't complain about having to sleep in the bed, or even the same room as their "sister". As a matter of fact, they love it, all piled into the same $29 Costco dog pillow, or better yet on the love seat in the guest bedroom.

8. The po-po doesn't get called when folks see you driving down the road with the "kids" in cages in the back of the car................try that with children some day. No matter how effective it is, it's highly frowned upon by modern society...............even in Florida.

9. Generally, they don't bring home contagious diseases from the local viral and bacterial breeding centers known as schools. Kids are the best vectors ever I think.

10. Except in the very worst of conditions the fuggers don't need shoes.

There's more, but I've already typed more words than your tolerance limit.


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In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by tikkanut


Clarke.........

shoulda came with me today........

Coulda sat under a Quakie at 10K' & had a beer........

nice & cool & no humidity......

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


Well, I thought I had it good, eating lunch at Tub Springs on the Applegate Trail crossing the Southern Cascades. I think you topped me.

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by deflave

Dogs are just as annoying as children.




Here is where we differ, my friend.

NOTHING is as annoying as children.


NADA, ZIPAMUNDO!



Bingo! ^^^^^^^

Dogs you can push through the dog door when they pizz you off and tell them to stay out of the house.

Kids don't always fit, sometimes you have to actually open the door to get them out. That lets the heat/cold/bugs in................very fuggin annoying.


For having a combined two centuries worth of "knowledge", you two have a lot to learn.

Kids take out the trash, mow the lawn, run errands, contribute mandated percentages of income, and can't be tried as an adult.

What the fugk does your dog do? Besides schit in the yard and remind you when the mailman walked by.




1. Well for one, when I shove them out the dog door, during a blizzard or heat wave, they don't run to the neighbors asking them to call Child Protective Services.

2.They don't need any fuggin pencils, paper, crayons and a new fuggin backpack every year (although if I had kids I'd probably tell them to do like I did, swipe some candy from the liquor store on the way to school and barter it for good scheidt)

3.Can't say they don't need a jacket from time to time, after all whippets ain't got much of a coat. But when they do, they don't ask for the latest greatest in fashion (in the minds of other fuggin' shilldren)

4.They get to makin' too much racket in the house, out the dog door (refer back to #1 if necessary)

5. As they get older, they don't ask for new bicycles, or that Red Ryder BB gun.

6. Vets are expensive, but not as bad as pediatricians.

7. They don't complain about having to sleep in the bed, or even the same room as their "sister". As a matter of fact, they love it, all piled into the same $29 Costco dog pillow, or better yet on the love seat in the guest bedroom.

8. The po-po doesn't get called when folks see you driving down the road with the "kids" in cages in the back of the car................try that with children some day. No matter how effective it is, it's highly frowned upon by modern society...............even in Florida.

9. Generally, they don't bring home contagious diseases from the local viral and bacterial breeding centers known as schools. Kids are the best vectors ever I think.

10. Except in the very worst of conditions the fuggers don't need shoes.

There's more, but I've already typed more words than your tolerance limit.



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Originally Posted by tikkanut


Clarke.........

shoulda came with me today........

Coulda sat under a Quakie at 10K' & had a beer........

nice & cool & no humidity......

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


very nice


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...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Originally Posted by Sycamore
Originally Posted by tikkanut


Clarke.........

shoulda came with me today........

Coulda sat under a Quakie at 10K' & had a beer........

nice & cool & no humidity......

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


very nice


What my picnic area isn't "very nice" frown

Big trees, a nice schwarma pita sandwich, history of the White invasion of Southern Oregon, and some excellent spring water isn't nice?

To top it off I almost got beaned (20'-25') by a sugar pine cone while eating my lunch. Even empty and dry they weigh enough to make a really nice thud after falling 100' or so.

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In it is death and all you seek
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Saturday after next we'll have a collision of child and dog. Wife says she has ordered ME some kind of a contraption called a pooper scooper! Wish me luck boys!


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Originally Posted by Valsdad
I think you topped me.

Some things are best not toldt.

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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Saturday after next we'll have a collision of child and dog. Wife says she has ordered ME some kind of a contraption called a pooper scooper! Wish me luck boys!

You have a child? Now is the time, when it arrives, to teach them the mechanics of wonderful items such as the pooper scooper.


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Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I think you topped me.

Some things are best not toldt.

Get mind out of gutter?


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Originally Posted by FatCity67


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Nice round knob.



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Originally Posted by deflave
It's hard to tell from the pic, but that shirt, hat, and gloves were all made by Filson.


I was liking the Brown Lab.. darn good looking dog...


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I am..........disturbed.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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I'm stealing that... thanks


If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.



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Originally Posted by tikkanut


Clarke.........

shoulda came with me today........

Coulda sat under a Quakie at 10K' & had a beer........

nice & cool & no humidity......

[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]


Tikka,

Looks fun but I will require a 2-wheeler.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Valsdad


1. Well for one, when I shove them out the dog door, during a blizzard or heat wave, they don't run to the neighbors asking them to call Child Protective Services.

2.They don't need any fuggin pencils, paper, crayons and a new fuggin backpack every year (although if I had kids I'd probably tell them to do like I did, swipe some candy from the liquor store on the way to school and barter it for good scheidt)

3.Can't say they don't need a jacket from time to time, after all whippets ain't got much of a coat. But when they do, they don't ask for the latest greatest in fashion (in the minds of other fuggin' shilldren)

4.They get to makin' too much racket in the house, out the dog door (refer back to #1 if necessary)

5. As they get older, they don't ask for new bicycles, or that Red Ryder BB gun.

6. Vets are expensive, but not as bad as pediatricians.

7. They don't complain about having to sleep in the bed, or even the same room as their "sister". As a matter of fact, they love it, all piled into the same $29 Costco dog pillow, or better yet on the love seat in the guest bedroom.

8. The po-po doesn't get called when folks see you driving down the road with the "kids" in cages in the back of the car................try that with children some day. No matter how effective it is, it's highly frowned upon by modern society...............even in Florida.

9. Generally, they don't bring home contagious diseases from the local viral and bacterial breeding centers known as schools. Kids are the best vectors ever I think.

10. Except in the very worst of conditions the fuggers don't need shoes.

There's more, but I've already typed more words than your tolerance limit.


Anybody got a link for the Cliff Notes to the novel Valsdad knocked out last night?


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by deflave
It's hard to tell from the pic, but that shirt, hat, and gloves were all made by Filson.


I was liking the Brown Lab.. darn good looking dog...


LCR makes them flop like a fish.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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