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Saturday after next we'll have a collision of child and dog. Wife says she has ordered ME some kind of a contraption called a pooper scooper! Wish me luck boys! Got ambushed myself, last weekend ! ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/taGYBaE.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/T1NHAZx.jpg)
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You people and your fugking dogs.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Or Clark ? This may or may not be him.......... But he looks like a helluva nice guy........ ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/EPEpmm1.jpg) Have to admit ‘flare or Clark, or whatever, appears to be a handsome, loyal, hardworking son-of-gun! Who’s the doofus in the aviator glasses?
“My horn is full and my pouch is stocked with ball and patch. There is a new, sharp flint in my lock and my rifle and I are ready. It is sighted true and my eyes can still aim.”
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1. Well for one, when I shove them out the dog door, during a blizzard or heat wave, they don't run to the neighbors asking them to call Child Protective Services.
2.They don't need any fuggin pencils, paper, crayons and a new fuggin backpack every year (although if I had kids I'd probably tell them to do like I did, swipe some candy from the liquor store on the way to school and barter it for good scheidt)
3.Can't say they don't need a jacket from time to time, after all whippets ain't got much of a coat. But when they do, they don't ask for the latest greatest in fashion (in the minds of other fuggin' shilldren)
4.They get to makin' too much racket in the house, out the dog door (refer back to #1 if necessary)
5. As they get older, they don't ask for new bicycles, or that Red Ryder BB gun.
6. Vets are expensive, but not as bad as pediatricians.
7. They don't complain about having to sleep in the bed, or even the same room as their "sister". As a matter of fact, they love it, all piled into the same $29 Costco dog pillow, or better yet on the love seat in the guest bedroom.
8. The po-po doesn't get called when folks see you driving down the road with the "kids" in cages in the back of the car................try that with children some day. No matter how effective it is, it's highly frowned upon by modern society...............even in Florida.
9. Generally, they don't bring home contagious diseases from the local viral and bacterial breeding centers known as schools. Kids are the best vectors ever I think.
10. Except in the very worst of conditions the fuggers don't need shoes.
There's more, but I've already typed more words than your tolerance limit.
Anybody got a link for the Cliff Notes to the novel Valsdad knocked out last night? Dogs are Da Bomb. Kids?...................... Meh.
Last edited by Valsdad; 07/30/20.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Paul, did miss something? Did you start a thread about the new pup on another forum downstairs? The hunting dog one maybe.
That one is a cutie for sure.
As I said ....................Da Bomb!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Geno, no particular thread !
Just posted in ones I'm actively participating in.
Izzy (GSP) - 9 weeks old, sleeps through the night, in her crate.
Beautiful nature.
Deb asked me if I wanted to come to take a look at the breeders kennel, I declined, knowing my input was "not needed" !
Paul.
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Input not needed  Izzy will turn out OK if you two don't do too much spoiling. I have my doubts though, likely going to be as spoilt as them other ones I see in your pics. Congrats on the new friend!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Dogs are Da Bomb.
Kids?...................... Meh.
Do you even have any or are you one those celibate types?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Have to admit ‘flare or Clark, or whatever, appears to be a handsome, loyal, hardworking son-of-gun! Who’s the doofus in the aviator glasses?
Here's another pic for you people to jerk off to: ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/X2fxtR7.jpg)
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Input not needed Izzy will turn out OK if you two don't do too much spoiling. I have my doubts though, likely going to be as spoilt as them other ones I see in your pics. Congrats on the new friend! Cheers Mate ! I smiled to myself as I typed that ! 
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Geno, no particular thread !
Just posted in ones I'm actively participating in.
Izzy (GSP) - 9 weeks old, sleeps through the night, in her crate.
Beautiful nature.
Deb asked me if I wanted to come to take a look at the breeders kennel, I declined, knowing my input was "not needed" ! Well, at least you talked about it first!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Here's another pic for you people to jerk off to: What became of the boyota?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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What became of the boyota?
Show some reverence, ass hole.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Have to admit ‘flare or Clark, or whatever, appears to be a handsome, loyal, hardworking son-of-gun! Who’s the doofus in the aviator glasses?
Here's another pic for you people to jerk off to: I rubbed one off, thanks.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Just calculated we're driving 8.5 hours each way to pick up the puppy. Much shorter drive to get the kid.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
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1. Well for one, when I shove them out the dog door, during a blizzard or heat wave, they don't run to the neighbors asking them to call Child Protective Services.
2.They don't need any fuggin pencils, paper, crayons and a new fuggin backpack every year (although if I had kids I'd probably tell them to do like I did, swipe some candy from the liquor store on the way to school and barter it for good scheidt)
3.Can't say they don't need a jacket from time to time, after all whippets ain't got much of a coat. But when they do, they don't ask for the latest greatest in fashion (in the minds of other fuggin' shilldren)
4.They get to makin' too much racket in the house, out the dog door (refer back to #1 if necessary)
5. As they get older, they don't ask for new bicycles, or that Red Ryder BB gun.
6. Vets are expensive, but not as bad as pediatricians.
7. They don't complain about having to sleep in the bed, or even the same room as their "sister". As a matter of fact, they love it, all piled into the same $29 Costco dog pillow, or better yet on the love seat in the guest bedroom.
8. The po-po doesn't get called when folks see you driving down the road with the "kids" in cages in the back of the car................try that with children some day. No matter how effective it is, it's highly frowned upon by modern society...............even in Florida.
9. Generally, they don't bring home contagious diseases from the local viral and bacterial breeding centers known as schools. Kids are the best vectors ever I think.
10. Except in the very worst of conditions the fuggers don't need shoes.
There's more, but I've already typed more words than your tolerance limit.
Anybody got a link for the Cliff Notes to the novel Valsdad knocked out last night? Dogs are Da Bomb. Kids?...................... Meh. Awesome kid here. If one has to go, it'll be the dog.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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This may have been one of my top five "trust your dog" moments. I wanted to go one direction, and this big headed not-white fugk insisted on going another. Wide, wide, wide open and he just kept rooting around this tiny bit of sage. I was juuuuuust about to put a load of 5's into the back of his head when COCK #2 flushed out of that bit of sage. ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/NQBUJVB.jpg)
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Have to admit ‘flare or Clark, or whatever, appears to be a handsome, loyal, hardworking son-of-gun! Who’s the doofus in the aviator glasses?
Here's another pic for you people to jerk off to: Flave really does look like a nice guy...
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
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What became of the boyota?
Show some reverence, ass hole.
What became of the boyota?
Show some reverence, ass hole. Sorry. What’d ya do with that blue POS when you moved, dickhead?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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This may have been one of my top five "trust your dog" moments. I wanted to go one direction, and this big headed not-white fugk insisted on going another. Wide, wide, wide open and he just kept rooting around this tiny bit of sage. I was juuuuuust about to put a load of 5's into the back of his head when COCK #2 flushed out of that bit of sage. It might be handy to be smarter than your next dog.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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