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1. Well for one, when I shove them out the dog door, during a blizzard or heat wave, they don't run to the neighbors asking them to call Child Protective Services.

2.They don't need any fuggin pencils, paper, crayons and a new fuggin backpack every year (although if I had kids I'd probably tell them to do like I did, swipe some candy from the liquor store on the way to school and barter it for good scheidt)

3.Can't say they don't need a jacket from time to time, after all whippets ain't got much of a coat. But when they do, they don't ask for the latest greatest in fashion (in the minds of other fuggin' shilldren)

4.They get to makin' too much racket in the house, out the dog door (refer back to #1 if necessary)

5. As they get older, they don't ask for new bicycles, or that Red Ryder BB gun.

6. Vets are expensive, but not as bad as pediatricians.

7. They don't complain about having to sleep in the bed, or even the same room as their "sister". As a matter of fact, they love it, all piled into the same $29 Costco dog pillow, or better yet on the love seat in the guest bedroom.

8. The po-po doesn't get called when folks see you driving down the road with the "kids" in cages in the back of the car................try that with children some day. No matter how effective it is, it's highly frowned upon by modern society...............even in Florida.

9. Generally, they don't bring home contagious diseases from the local viral and bacterial breeding centers known as schools. Kids are the best vectors ever I think.

10. Except in the very worst of conditions the fuggers don't need shoes.

There's more, but I've already typed more words than your tolerance limit.

Dogs are Da Bomb.

Kids?...................... Meh.