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The Front Lines will hear it......
I am MAGA.
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Rape whistle would be a good idea too, especially with this circle jerk business going on. Man, what a storm.
Speaking of rape whistles, that’s going on my Santa list right.... now
What if nobody hears it? Jesus will hear it, Brother. He is always with you
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Dearest Lord; Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.
Amen This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy.
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Jesus will hear it, Brother. He is always with you
You're right. I hadn't thought of that.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Dearest Lord; Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.
Amen This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy. I'm taking it to Michael's for framing.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Dearest Lord; Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.
Amen This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy. Jeebus....what have you been doing? Polishing your hockey stick? Couple pages back........beat you to it big time.
I am MAGA.
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Rape whistle would be a good idea too, especially with this circle jerk business going on. Man, what a storm.
Speaking of rape whistles, that’s going on my Santa list right.... now
What if nobody hears it? Jesus will hear it, Brother. He is always with you You fuggin Jackwagon! Hahahaha! That was fuggin Tip Top.
I am MAGA.
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Dearest Lord; Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.
Amen This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy. Jeebus....what have you been doing? Polishing your hockey stick? Couple pages back........beat you to it big time. [quote=huntinaz]Dearest Lord; Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.
Amen Haleluya Brothers an Sisters. I have never read anything like it.
Not since Brother Maynard told of thine Holy Hand Grenade.........of the Antioch.
I am MAGA.
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Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.
But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place!
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:
You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis? A despair ninny. Sack up, despire ninny.
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Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.
But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place! Look who back!!! LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Kahuna
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Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.
But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place! You are not getting back in the nest that way pal.
I am MAGA.
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I am MAGA.
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Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.
But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place! For fugg sake ducky, it’s Saturday night. Why aren’t you and the missus out for a dessert coffee?
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.
But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place! For fugg sake ducky, it’s Saturday night. Why aren’t you and the missus out for a dessert coffee? No one else is wearing their mask on the beach....sooo.........#exponential....
I am MAGA.
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The Duck is scared to death of The Corona.
I can't imagine how he acts if it begins to rain.
LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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No one else is wearing their mask on the beach....sooo.........#exponential....
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The Duck is scared to death of The Corona.
I can't imagine how he acts if it begins to rain.
LOL
I am MAGA.
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I've never seen it.......
I am MAGA.
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I've never seen it....... Notice that 'Gruff hasn't commented about praying for me? Or my family?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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