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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by huntinaz


Rape whistle would be a good idea too, especially with this circle jerk business going on. Man, what a storm.


Speaking of rape whistles, that’s going on my Santa list right.... now



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Originally Posted by huntinaz
Dearest Lord;
Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.

Amen


This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy.

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Originally Posted by huntinaz


Jesus will hear it, Brother. He is always with you


You're right.

I hadn't thought of that.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by xxclaro
Originally Posted by huntinaz
Dearest Lord;
Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.

Amen


This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy.



I'm taking it to Michael's for framing.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by xxclaro
Originally Posted by huntinaz
Dearest Lord;
Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.

Amen


This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy.



Jeebus....what have you been doing? Polishing your hockey stick?


Couple pages back........beat you to it big time.


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Originally Posted by huntinaz
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by huntinaz


Rape whistle would be a good idea too, especially with this circle jerk business going on. Man, what a storm.


Speaking of rape whistles, that’s going on my Santa list right.... now



What if nobody hears it?


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You fuggin Jackwagon!


Hahahaha!



That was fuggin Tip Top.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by xxclaro
Originally Posted by huntinaz
Dearest Lord;
Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.

Amen


This is the first time I approve of a prayer posted on the fire! It made me want to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at my enemies, that the lord might smite them, in his mercy.



Jeebus....what have you been doing? Polishing your hockey stick?


Couple pages back........beat you to it big time.






Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by Valsdad
[quote=huntinaz]Dearest Lord;
Thanketh Thee for Thine grace and please be with DeeFlaves as they retreat in faith from Thine wrath upon the rotten sinners of the Southern Urth. Save them! O’ Lord, as they pray to be saved, with nothing to eat but beef steak and nothing to drink but Holy Water and Holy Beer, and nothing but diligence in their faith and obedience for Thine Holy word. And Lo! Behold their faith unto You, that DeFlaveth himself gave up his beloved golfing hole, and possibly other holes, to retreat in penitence, to be spared damnation or worse... for the devil is in the rain. And spare not the nonbelievers and other heathens for they doth not deserve Thine grace. And lastly, O’ Lord, may the Buccaneers have a spectacular season with Thomas Brady and Gronk-ski, unless of course, he’s Jewish, which it sounds like he probably is.

Amen


Haleluya Brothers an Sisters.



I have never read anything like it.


Not since Brother Maynard told of thine Holy Hand Grenade.........of the Antioch.


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Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.

But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place!


The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.

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Originally Posted by duck911
Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.

But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place!


Look who back!!!

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by duck911
Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.

But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place!


You are not getting back in the nest that way pal.


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Originally Posted by duck911
Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.

But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place!


For fugg sake ducky, it’s Saturday night. Why aren’t you and the missus out for a dessert coffee?


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Originally Posted by NVhntr
Originally Posted by duck911
Damn, flaves dick has to be RAW at this point from the rubbing off in this thread.

But he, and the rubbers are all in their happy place!


For fugg sake ducky, it’s Saturday night. Why aren’t you and the missus out for a dessert coffee?


No one else is wearing their mask on the beach....sooo.........#exponential....


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The Duck is scared to death of The Corona.

I can't imagine how he acts if it begins to rain.

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad


No one else is wearing their mask on the beach....sooo.........#exponential....


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
The Duck is scared to death of The Corona.

I can't imagine how he acts if it begins to rain.

LOL




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I hate that movie.


Originally Posted by Geno67
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I've never seen it.......


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I've never seen it.......


Notice that 'Gruff hasn't commented about praying for me?

Or my family?


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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