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Campfire Oracle
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Ranger
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Retired cat herder.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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There used to be these “intelligent animals” at this fun park that my bud worked at.
Rooster played tic tac toe against you, a duck that would play a Playschool piano. All if you put a token in their little machine.
My bud was in charge of taking care of them.
The rooster was cool, clean his cage, fresh water all good.
The peking duck however, was a savage sombitch, it would launch on out and wring a dang plug outta your arm reaching in there. Every damn day, every time that door was opened.
One day he grabbed him up one day and shook that fugger like a ketchup bottle.
Open it back up after that duck was on again
He gave it another good goin over
Shut it back up, open the door....duck was on again
He said it was a draw, they were both out of breath.
Said he didnt want to stomp the thing but damn.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2010
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There used to be these “intelligent animals” at this fun park that my bud worked at.
Rooster played tic tac toe against you, a duck that would play a Playschool piano. All if you put a token in their little machine.
My bud was in charge of taking care of them.
The rooster was cool, clean his cage, fresh water all good.
The peking duck however, was a savage sombitch, it would launch on out and wring a dang plug outta your arm reaching in there. Every damn day, every time that door was opened.
One day he grabbed him up one day and shook that fugger like a ketchup bottle.
Open it back up after that duck was on again
He gave it another good goin over
Shut it back up, open the door....duck was on again
He said it was a draw, they were both out of breath.
Said he didnt want to stomp the thing but damn.
LMAO. I don't know where this stuff comes from, but it's hilarious.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Dude needs to watch his thumb
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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White ducks are just plain funny to watch at any time.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Rooster played tic tac toe against you ...
There was one of those at the Texas State Fair. An older relative of mine apparently spent a good sum trying to beat the damned thing.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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There used to be these “intelligent animals” at this fun park that my bud worked at.
Rooster played tic tac toe against you, a duck that would play a Playschool piano. All if you put a token in their little machine.
My bud was in charge of taking care of them.
The rooster was cool, clean his cage, fresh water all good.
The peking duck however, was a savage sombitch, it would launch on out and wring a dang plug outta your arm reaching in there. Every damn day, every time that door was opened.
One day he grabbed him up one day and shook that fugger like a ketchup bottle.
Open it back up after that duck was on again
He gave it another good goin over
Shut it back up, open the door....duck was on again
He said it was a draw, they were both out of breath.
Said he didnt want to stomp the thing but damn.
LMAO. I don't know where this stuff comes from, but it's hilarious. Tennessee!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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