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My mistake cost Ol' Brer Fox his life last night. I let the chickens out to scratch around in their "patio" yard off the Gulag while watering out back yesterday afternoon. Gave them some goodies, dandelion and wild lettuce from the yard, some scratch. Got busy with watering the orchard across the creek, then dinner,etc. Chickens went in and went to bed in the coop as usual at sundown. I was in the house. Along about 2300 hours, starting to watch a HOCKEY game, I heard noises out there by the coop. Windows are open at night for the cooling breezes, and my recliner seat is right next to the closest one to the coop. Oh Scheidt. I knew just what was going on as it was at that moment I remembered I never shut the gate to the Gulag. Fudge, I jumped up, turned on spotlight in the back yard, ran out on deck and yelled, ran inside, grabbed pistola, forgot flashlight, remembered before I left deck I think, grabbed the light, stopped at the well house and grabbed some earmuffs from the shooting bag (semi climate controlled storage ), and ran out to the coop to see what was bothering the birds and if it was still there after all the hoopla. Sure as Moses had a beard, there's a fox, probably the same one that got a hen a couple of months back and got his pic taken by the game cam the next night snooping around for more. Well, he made the mistake of not leaving while I was doing all that prep. The he had a chance to get by me as I was getting through the "patio" and headed toward the gate. Instead, he cornered himself between the fence and coop itself. Poor choice. Many here know I don't mind the mice, ground squirrel, pack rat, rabbit, snake eaters around the place. Less trapping of vermin I need to do. But get after my chickens and you end up like Roy the badger did a couple of years back. Reynard will not be bringing Kentucky (California?) Raw Chicken home to the kids anymore: The trail cam from back at the end of May: One hen is a bit beat up, but seems no worse for wear this morning. Was feeding with the others last I saw her.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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, I jumped up, turned on spotlight in the back yard, ran out on deck and yelled, ran inside, grabbed pistola, forgot flashlight, remembered before I left deck I think, grabbed the light, stopped at the well house and grabbed some earmuffs from the shooting bag (semi climate controlled storage ). Stomach started gurgling from the chili dogs I ate for dinner ran to the bathroom pissed out of my ass. Finished got up forgot to flush and ran out to the coop to see what was bothering the birds and if it was still there after all the hoopla. Sure as Moses had a beard, there's a fox, probably the same one that got a hen a couple of months back and got his pic taken by the game cam the next night snooping around for more. Well, he made the mistake of not leaving while I was doing all that prep. The he had a chance to get by me as I was getting through the "patio" and headed toward the gate. Instead, he cornered himself between the fence and coop itself. Poor choice. Many here know I don't mind the mice, ground squirrel, pack rat, rabbit, snake eaters around the place. Less trapping of vermin I need to do. But get after my chickens and you end up like Roy the badger did a couple of years back. Reynard will not be bringing Kentucky (California?) Raw Chicken home to the kids anymore: The trail cam from back at the end of May: One hen is a bit beat up, but seems no worse for wear this morning. Was feeding with the others last I saw her.
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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You shot Roger’s pet!?!? For shame!
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You shot Roger’s pet!?!? For shame! Lol, Rog be Jonsen for valsdad now!
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Roger's George bites nipples, not chickens.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Squalor and then a predator is trying to eat your face too
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Mine is not "squalor".......................like some of your rentals with corpses in chairs and scheidt. Juniper posts, hardware cloth and 2x8 boards to keep the diggers out, 1" chicken wire to keep the hawks out, a Mennonite built hen house........................... They ain't gonna find that down in the chicken 'hood. This Gulag dang near be some uptown scheidt.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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That was a fat, good looking fox! What else has he been eating?
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Bet you couldn’t do that again if you tried.......
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Bet you couldn’t do that again if you tried....... What, leave the gate open on a night the window is open so I can hear stuff going on out there? Or shoot that good? The little green dot coming out of the Bodyguard works really well.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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That was a fat, good looking fox! What else has he been eating? He had a chicken back at the end of May! Maybe he hasn't lost all that weight yet? Might be eating the quail I chum up by feeding them most mornings. Loads of mice and kangaroo rats around here. One thing's for sure, he's not getting any fatter now.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I took his tail and he's resting out back, over the fence on the BLM land, where the buzzards can get him. If the coyotes don't drag him off today or tonight.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Squalor and then a predator is trying to eat your face too
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Mine is not "squalor".......................like some of your rentals with corpses in chairs and scheidt. Juniper posts, hardware cloth and 2x8 boards to keep the diggers out, 1" chicken wire to keep the hawks out, a Mennonite built hen house........................... They ain't gonna find that down in the chicken 'hood. This Gulag dang near be some uptown scheidt. Has to be some slow DNA fox material around there for it to wait for you to put on your bolo tie and zippered Florsheims. Haha
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Geno, did you get my pm last night?
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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flintlocke,
nothing came through this way, at least it's not in my PM lineup.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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