gal I'm dating now queefs a bit during the bang session. difficult not to break out laughing.
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
You know, for a forum full of men, these things aren't often mentioned. I don't know that there is a more fascinating organ on the human body. Sure, my junk can go from looking like the love child of a Vienna Sausage and an accordion with a purple acorn stuck on the end, to a formidable battering ram of manhood in seconds with the right grade of midget porn, but the vagina is simply more fascinating.
They come in a bewildering variety of shapes, sizes and flavors. I used to date a lawyer who had one that tasted like pecan pie. Others more closely resembled road kill. And the thing about size, is it often has nothing to do with the size of the host female. I had a pretty big gal one time. I was so afraid I'd fall in that I left my life jacket on. She was so tight I lost my love snot in scarcely a few strokes. I had another one who was 4'11". I just knew I was going to knock the bottom out of that thing. I felt like a clapper in a ship's bell.
The fullness and folds are as unique as a fingerprint. Ain't no two of 'em the same for sure. And what the hell is up with the clits? Some of them are big as a baby's dick and other ones not much more than a zit. I used to work 12 hour days pouring industrial concrete. That effort pales in comparison to what it has taken to make some happy. Others took not much more than a wink to have them coughing up the quim syrup while the host was invoking the name of the good lord. They can blast a baby out one week then the next week clamp a penis tight enough to please it.
Men have fought and died over them. Fortunes have been sacrificed on account of them. Minds have been lost over them.
They rate more discussion than they get here. It'd be better than hearing the blather of another Creedtard.
Lol
Some of the best I’ve ever had was from a 42 yr old nurse with no kids. Damn that was tight.
get that woman a product that produces proper ph balance..... Replens or Rephresh are 2 examples.
of course, extreme fishiness is often due to Trichomas vaginalis which would require a prescription for Flagyl (metronidazole) for both patient and partner. with this, there is usually a discharge that is greyish or dark and smelly (not patchy and white and non-aromatic....this is a yeast infection)
vaginas are slightly acidic. Semen is alkaline. when women have sex multiple times each day it can cause the ph to change and cause an odor which is not an std, but a ph problem. other things can cause a ph imbalance also. Those 2 products can solve this issue.
My buddy was having coffee at a Dairy Queen with his wifes 90 year grandfather, Harold, and his friends.
The waitresses came over to refill their coffee's and asked 90 year old Harold if he got anything for Christmas. Harold said, "I got a new shirt and some pussy... but they were both too big."
My friend said he almost fell on the floor and said those old guys were no different from the rest of us, sitting around giving each other crap and cutting up.
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