Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Sweet little nicknames you call your wife?

"Ex".

Sweetie...been married 38 years. Ain’t messin with the deal I got.

"War Department"

My ex's indian name is " skankajawea "

Bunny or Bun.

"Honey" or "Hun"

I use the same terms of endearment when pushing cows or heifers through a chute. "C'mon Hun, step up!"

My friend, I laugh every single time I think of it. Good job.

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Babe, Poopee, or Sir. Depending on the wind speed and direction.

Imp. Cheery Cheeks.

She's six years older, so it's Mommy.

Girlfriend.

When I proposed marriage, I told her she was the best girlfriend that I had ever had. I was willing to marry her, but on the condition that she remained my girlfriend.

This got to be problematic when I took the job at the solder factory. Rosemary was the HR lady. By this time Girlfriend was 9 months pregnant with Lil Angus. As she was later to admit to my wife:

"I used to go get so mad at him. I knew he had a pregnant wife at home, and he was always talking about this girlfriend he had. Some days I just wanted to hit him."

This.

Mostly Momsie, sometimes Fern. Her name's not Fern.

My grandkids call me Frank. My name's not Frank.

Ah, Frankenfern.

Lamb chop!!

"Cub" ... She was born in February. When they brought her home from the hospital, all bundled up, her brother thought she looked like a little "cubby bear". It stuck. Her Dad never called her by anything but "Cub" the entire time I knew him.

Bufford,,,,,,