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Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Sweetie...been married 38 years. Ain’t messin with the deal I got.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My ex's indian name is " skankajawea "
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Campfire Member
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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"Honey" or "Hun"
I use the same terms of endearment when pushing cows or heifers through a chute. "C'mon Hun, step up!"
Always drink upstream from the herd...cowdoc...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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My friend, I laugh every single time I think of it. Good job.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Babe, Poopee, or Sir. Depending on the wind speed and direction.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Sep 2008
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NRA Member - Life, Benefactor, Patron
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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She's six years older, so it's Mommy.
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Girlfriend.
When I proposed marriage, I told her she was the best girlfriend that I had ever had. I was willing to marry her, but on the condition that she remained my girlfriend.
This got to be problematic when I took the job at the solder factory. Rosemary was the HR lady. By this time Girlfriend was 9 months pregnant with Lil Angus. As she was later to admit to my wife:
"I used to go get so mad at him. I knew he had a pregnant wife at home, and he was always talking about this girlfriend he had. Some days I just wanted to hit him."
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Posts: 11,952
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Campfire Outfitter
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Mostly Momsie, sometimes Fern. Her name's not Fern. My grandkids call me Frank. My name's not Frank.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Mostly Momsie, sometimes Fern. Her name's not Fern. My grandkids call me Frank. My name's not Frank. Ah, Frankenfern.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Member
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Campfire Member
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"Cub" ... She was born in February. When they brought her home from the hospital, all bundled up, her brother thought she looked like a little "cubby bear". It stuck. Her Dad never called her by anything but "Cub" the entire time I knew him.
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Campfire Regular
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I tend to use more than enough gun
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