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Thieves will love the soft cover with hunting decals all over the truck. They will slice it open and take everything you have. Putting decals/wraps all over your truck is just asking for it to get broken into.

Shhhh.....

I’m sure I have asked this before but please tell me this “Adventure Bowhunter” is joking?

Imagine their disappointment when all they find is a tote full of twinkies and ding dongs

You only have to worry about that if you get over a hundred yards from the truck. So it's not a problem.

Don't forget an inflatable target for a final tuneup before hunting.

You don't have to "build" or "special order" stripped down base model trucks. Single cab long bed in white with no options. They stock them by the 100's for fleet trucks.
Every thing you post has some fabrication,embellishment or flat out lie.
I've never seen anyone boast about mediocrity so much.

The only inflatable he's gonna bring is named Tiffany.

Tiffany? I think the Kulas way is more into Tom.

I think he enjoys the abuse he gets here. He's on other forums and doesn't post as much. He likes getting you guys going.

-Jake

Time is short so I will reply in one post. (P.S. thanks for all the interest and views and questions in this thread. This is the best group of fans a guy could ask for, nearly 2000 views already and many comments. This too is destined to be one of the most viewed and commented on threads in the bowhunting area. You are welcome Mr. Bin)so thanks to all that rush back here again and again and again and again to read. its almost as if I can script your every action at my will. (hint)

I cant give you as many visits as you are all clamoring for due to the fact that bow season is fast approaching and our little bowhunting company is working round the clock. We are just now entering the busy season but I just checked the site analytics this morning and we have moved nearly $100K in bowhunting products the last 90 days with Sept. and Oct annually being our busiest time so bear with me if I dont get to sit on the chat rooms like you folks have time for. But IM stuck for the next hour at the cap connection getting the running boards installed on the new truck so you get an audience with me (how great is that for you?)

Ok here we go.



Its great isn't it???



If I click on your name and click on posts created by you I see that you have never created a post in this bowhunting area. (freeloader and leech that you are) At the same time you have never created a post of substance or worth in the bowhunting area. (useless) Ive concluded you are not a bowhunter. You are a sort of parasite but at the same time you serve only as a jester to entertain me here which is why I keep you around. Stick around sport, you may pick up a thing or two and who knows, someday you might take up bowhunting. In the mean time, keep up with the pouting and pissing and moaning Its funny.



You go to a Dodge dealer with a huge check and your old truck and you walk away with a new truck. Its the darndest thing. Super easy.



The prep and pre-season stuff is also fun. The joy is in the doing. Should I ever hunt tame or cages animals, I think that too will be enjoyable.



Well we cant rely on you for such content, that we have proven. In the off season we hunters talk of pre-season prep. If you should take up bowhunting some day, you might understand. But I guess you missed the part about the bear hunt I included. You rush to pout and skipped right over it sport. You were in such a hurry to get upset and emotional and your panties in a twist, you didn't stop to read. Slow your roll speed racer.



I laughed. Jealous is not a good look on you. It was cute watching you try though. Please try again but put your back into it this time. Do better.



Running boards were ordered and are being installed as I type. No need to print them. But thanks for the interest. Stay Tuned. (we both know you will)



I feel sad for you and where you settle to live and hunt and what you seem to tolerate. Ive been using a soft tonneau cover for years and have never Been broken into. I rarely take the keys out of the ignition. You need to surround yourself with better quality people that you have been settling for.



Mostly. My posts are clever and witty and usually a poke at some serious dumb fugs here as well some really interesting bowhunting content and innovations and DIY stuff. I think every bowhunter should be a Innovative Outdoorsman and then share that here but sadly this group is made up of the most dull and uninventive group of sad sack liberals Ive ever encountered. Im embarrassed for them so Its up to me to provide interesting bowhunting content. But I am not responsible for their knee jerk injuries and bruised egos and their emotional breakdowns for feeling sad after reading about my adventures. I control their emotions at will. I can always predict how they will reply when I post something (Like I did with you just now) Thanks for that. Its easy.



Since I hunt in bear country there is a no food rule in the back of the truck. Mostly I dont eat while hunting. I recall one bowhunt for Vancouver bull on the Big Island of Hawaii. I woke at 4:30 am and ate a protein bar. I got back to my hotel room at 9:30 at night and all Id had that day was that protein bar and several bottles of water. We spent the day spot and stalk hunting wild, feral, free range Bull with the bow. We were not up at 8000 feet for a picnic. We were hunting.



as a maker of targets I cant fathom what an inflatable target would be or how it would work. Here are some from the last batch I made.



I also make huge broadhead targets.





Look at you careing so deeply. Thanks for that. I built what I wanted and then called my dealer where Ive bought all my trucks cars and vans for the last 20 years. He said he had nothing of the sort on his lot. He said he would look around. He called back and said he could find nothing anywhere near by but if he expanded his search to other states he would have a better chance of finding exactly what I wanted. A few days later he called back because he found one in another state. Your claims of 100's of them laying around have proven to be false. (But I applaud the effort you put into it.) Stick around tiger.



FINALLY! somebody that gets it. This group of liberal non bowhunters is so easy to get riled up, its become cheap and easy entertainment for me. Its like Im a puppet master and these dolts are at the end of the strings. Like a bunch of 13 year old girls (that dont know jack about bowhunting) they rush back looking to be offended. So of these idiots manufacture stuff I didnt write and then get upset about what they manufacture just so they have something to whine about. I sit back an am entertained by it. I literally laugh. My beautiful wife asks whats so funny? and I try to explain this group of sad gals here. (she never understands) I tell her its just so easy to get these idiots going like i have a laser pointer and they are liberal, non-bowhunting cats that I can make do what I wish.

One fool (and Im not making this up) was so upset and emotional and invested in me, he took time from his life to call the ATA and he still got it wrong and still doesnt understand. (that was freaking awesome)

Others are creating threads about me and my inventions (even if they are not my inventions) FYI, my inventions and patents are in the medical field, mostly diagnostic imaging and patient comfort but I have several provisional patents currently for bowhuntng products.

OK, so that all the time I have for now. Now you be good little liberal non-bowhunters and do exactly a I just described above and see if you can push my thread to 3000 views. I will check back some time later. (note to self, there are currently 1957 views in this thread at this writing) If I didn't quote your reply or give you the attention you crave from me its either because you bore me and are not trying hard enough and are dull or I have you on ignore because you have proven to be of zero value and are essentially a waste of bandwidth.

Your pal
The Adventure Bowhunter



P.S. I no longer sell bag or broadhead targets but intentionally did not mention that earlier as I can make some here, trip over themselves reporting this post to the mods as advertising and they will have reported this before getting this far into reading. (you know who you are and you fell for it ……………….. again) Like I said, you entertain me.

Late edit. Our cook took some of my archery bull elk from last fall and all manner of stuff from our garden and turned this into a bowhunters feast and I know how much folks here love bowhunting content so I thought I would treat you to our dinner.

Ron,
Just to help get some facts straight, Greg does bowhunt. And he does it fair chase, and legally, and successfully, and without having his hand held. But...carry on.

Fair chase??? Don't be muddying the waters, that's not important.

Do you prefer cracked corn, or alfalfa cakes?

whats the Schpeel w the BeeVint Lease?

Post or PM...

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Here's 143 stripped down no option trucks like yours.

But when he's finished, it's gonna have an innovative, state-of-the-art wide-angle cracked corn broadcast feeder mounted in the bed. And the tonneau cover will be remote-controlled. If he sees a game warden he can cover it up without leaving the cab, it's gonna be awesome.

Try finding one of those on the lot.

Just joking about the target.

Yep, Greg's got more bona fide content in his eye teeth, than Kluless's life has amounted to !

This just in, no changes to the WI crossbow season again - His input was overlooked again !!

TFF !!

Phoucc, ya can't make this $hit up.

Haven't worked up the courage to tell her she was great as the Penguin in Batman Returns?

Sorry to keep all those waiting so long for an update. Things have been crazy busy here. With bowhunting season open or about to open in many states you can imagine our bowhunting company is working around the clock to outfit bowhunters with things that will make them more lethal. I dropped a new bowhunting video on Sunday which really ramped up sales (Clearly the economy is good and bowhunters have money to spend) so that leaves very little time to update you guys on the Adventure Bowhunter truck.

Also, Ive inked a deal with the nation's oldest and largest state bowhunting org as well as the bowhunting museum that will benefit them both greatly. More news on that later.

Ok, back to what you have obviously been waiting for and coming back again and again for an update.

The running boards are installed.



The seat covers should be in next week. and Ive nailed down the art for the truck wrap. I drop off the truck next Wednesday for wrapping.

It centers around this picture.



To spare the health of those that might injure themselves by running to the mods and admins to complain about advertising, Ive removed/blacked out all that would upset you and hurt your feelings so you wont have to pout and whine and complain (Im always thinking about the fans)



Im sorry I was not able to spend more time with you but there are a lot of bowhunters waiting on product so I have to fill orders. I havent even had the time to visit any of my leases or put out a single cam or stand yet this year.

Thanks for all the many many views and comments. I expected this too would be one of the most watched and commented upon threads in the bowhunting area and you have not let me down. This thread will be over 3000 views in no time. Thanks. Now I wont be back for a while to see the pouting and whining and complaining and other jealous and petty beyotching so you will have to be patient for me to return and laugh at you for acting like a little girl. (you know you will. You cant help yourself. I suspect its your upbringing)


Best Afield
The Adventure Bowhunter.
A little throw back pic to hold you over. I took this buck on my land in WI in 2018.