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If you was out of those forensic photo experts.....
You take the before and after she gets in the car and measure the gap between the wheel well and tire to estimate hoof weight. 'Bout 210 in the neck with a set of ankles that won't quit.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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You know that phone can record videos too.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I wonder how much welfare it took to make those arms???????????????????????
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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ahhy gurl leeme see dem tig ol bitties First o’ the month.... Time to pay Slum the rent money..... One way or the other....... 😏 Big women need love too.
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You know that phone can record videos too. Good Lord!! Why did you tell him that?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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They both may be hunters campfire tourists and if so, slumlord gonna need a new dove field.
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That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...
😂😎 Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two. Dry heaves 🤢 Thanks! 😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...
😂😎 Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two. Dry heaves 🤢 Thanks! 😎 2nd that. Glad dinner is over
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
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You know that phone can record videos too. We must have bumped into her sister at the town pump this morning. Another biggin was getting (at 7:30AM) 2 tall boys of Steel Reserve malt likker and 6 of em Mr Clucker’s gas station egg rolls and a small bottle of Tylenol. 😂😂😂 I let out the ol guffaw as I was headed out the door and went out to tell ren50 to bolo it. 🤣😐 Breakfast of champions
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That’s sum Redneck hot right there bubba...
😂😎 Love is just a light switch away. When ya go down on er ya just flip thru the folds till ya smell schidt, then back up one or two. Dry heaves 🤢 Thanks! 😎 2nd that. Glad dinner is over When she grabs ur ears and starts shaking your head like a damn bear you need to start worrying about suffocation risks. Even if you survive your face is gonna look like a glazed doughnut in the morning so leave plenty of time to get home for a shower.
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I'm about to vomit. And I wish I'd been drinking.
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I'm about to vomit. And I wish I'd been drinking. THink you're sick now wait til you see a pic of the pudding panties...
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I am MAGA.
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Pretty sure one of you guys would hit that. 
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She probably sellin pre-worn panties on that craiglist. Meet up at the hardee’s.
Allows her to work at home and do the things she wants to do
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Pretty sure one of you guys would hit that. Hell yeah Conrad- she think yo tractor secksy....wooo
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We need the Ft Peck Mating Call.......
I am MAGA.
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I think we should respect all folks who participate in shooting sports and hunting. No matter what shape or size or anything.
I am quite disturbed at some of the replies on this thread but I am not surprised.
A mother out with her son. Hunting
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I think we should respect all folks who participate in shooting sports and hunting. No matter what shape or size or anything.
I am quite disturbed at some of the replies on this thread but I am not surprised.
A mother out with her son. Hunting
You need to think that way if you wanna hit it.
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You know they took that seat out got her on four sawed-off milk crates and a barge rope for a seat belt
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