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Used to get swamp ass when I was roofing every day.
Gold bond was mandatory.
Roofing is the worst. I just helped a buddy put tin on his shop and my ass felt like Cass Sunstein's after a night at the Metropolitan.
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Dollar General or Family Dollar.
Way way way way cheaper.
Gold Bond is only a name.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Lol
Pimple poppin party after the tall boys cool ya down
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If you are past the point of powders helping....
Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. red extra strength tube.
It’ll work.
You are welcome. Will that stuff keep scope mounts tight too? I doubt it, prolly loosen them the up Though it does reduce friction on those days you feel like your tender bits are throwing sparks.....
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Dollar General or Family Dollar.
Way way way way cheaper.
Gold Bond is only a name. For girl scout cookies, yes For red ass, no
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Dude I worked with kept a big tub of cornstarch in the bathroom at the fab shop during the hot months for dusting his balls. One day a wet behind the ears kid asked what he meant by going to dust his balls. He explained that the cornstarch keeps the boys from chafing and the kid said he’d have to try that. I piped up and said yeah you just pop the cap off and dip yer old sweaty balls down in there and you be good to go. He got the strangest look on his face as he was processing that tidbit.
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I never go fish the sand on the island without a big bottle of powder.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Real men use Dr. Scholls foot powder same stuff but a little more horsepower. Dust up the boys in that schit and nothing will grow on em..
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Dollar General or Family Dollar.
Way way way way cheaper.
Gold Bond is only a name. For girl scout cookies, yes For red ass, no I call BS. I even cut the cheap crap with corn starch. Some of that stuff gets a might touchy on tender parts. Saw some Extra Strength Gold Bond, something like 5 or 6 times the menthol in the stuff. Fuggin balls freeze right off with that stuff I bet. Be like substitution of Vicks for the Vaseline................likely a fella would never do THAT again.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Real men use Dr. Scholls foot powder same stuff but a little more horsepower. Dust up the boys in that schit and nothing will grow on em.. Them fellas down south are wondering "Does it keep chiggers away too?"
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Real men use Dr. Scholls foot powder same stuff but a little more horsepower. Dust up the boys in that schit and nothing will grow on em.. Them fellas down south are wondering "Does it keep chiggers away too?" I don't have a lot of experience with those vile little bastards but enough to know their vile little bastards. I remember them chewing the schit out of my ankles and legs at night in Costa Rica but don't remember them gnawing on my balls so it could well be.
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Actually point of order, I don't remember much about Costa Rica at all. That was back in my hard drinkin days
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A big + 1 on NOT putting Gold Bond Medicated on your ballsack,i was dancing an Irish jig .i had to run over to the torch cart, and blast O 2 Down my Carharts.everyone was looking at me like i d lost my mind.
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Yep. Keep a big bottle of it handy and a small bottle in my travel kit. This!
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For the love of God! Don't you people shower?
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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Dollar General or Family Dollar.
Way way way way cheaper.
Gold Bond is only a name. For girl scout cookies, yes For red ass, no I call BS. I even cut the cheap crap with corn starch. Some of that stuff gets a might touchy on tender parts. Saw some Extra Strength Gold Bond, something like 5 or 6 times the menthol in the stuff. Fuggin balls freeze right off with that stuff I bet. Be like substitution of Vicks for the Vaseline................likely a fella would never do THAT again. You better watch that fancy feminine powder, you’ll be callin that pootie-pooh litigation attorney
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For the love of God! Don't you people shower? Don't know what kind of work you've done in your lifetime, or where, or in what kind of clothes necessary for the type of work, but sometimes the shower was worn off by 1000 hours. And there wasn't another one coming for another 6-8 hours at least.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Dollar General or Family Dollar.
Way way way way cheaper.
Gold Bond is only a name. For girl scout cookies, yes For red ass, no I call BS. I even cut the cheap crap with corn starch. Some of that stuff gets a might touchy on tender parts. Saw some Extra Strength Gold Bond, something like 5 or 6 times the menthol in the stuff. Fuggin balls freeze right off with that stuff I bet. Be like substitution of Vicks for the Vaseline................likely a fella would never do THAT again. You better watch that fancy feminine powder, you’ll be callin that pootie-pooh litigation attorney That's from the talcum powder dude. Cornstarch be like All Natural an scheidt.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Use it for long days in the saddle on my motorcycle. Good stuff.
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I could not imagine packing my crack with A + D ointment, smelling like a diaper rash patient. Yuck, feeling like you got mud butt. A&D isn't like that at all. It dries almost immediately leaving a protective non gooey coating against moisture and heals already chaffed and gaulded areas practically overnight. Wash affected area with a disinfectant soap and warm/hot water, dry off good, apply a thin coat of A&D. Works better and quicker for me than Gold Bond, corn starch, or anything else I ever tried. As always, though, YMMV ...
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