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Campfire Ranger
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Chiggers? Knock on wood,, they don’t bother me much. Guess they like girly men. Not warriors.But 90% alcohol will take care of them. Don’t be stingy with it.
Kerosene might work too?
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Heck yeah. It’ll work.
Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Ranger
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Goodwill for underwear must be a TN thing?
It's a no go around here.
Slum just turns the skid marks out....
Haha.
Here’s ol Uncle Julius’ suits, pants, shirts.
Oh yeah. His drawers too.
Can i get a receipt for my taxes?
Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Kahuna
Campfire Kahuna
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I stopped wearing ‘drarrs’ after I quit roofing. Been commando for 10+ years. Had to do a CT scan couple weeks ago, I forgot about having to take my pants off. They gave me a sheet, I made a toga. country folks can survive
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Campfire Kahuna
Campfire Kahuna
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Constantly having to make sure one of the baby birds isn’t showing, peekin outta my short pants.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire 'Bwana
Campfire 'Bwana
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Constantly having to make sure one of the baby birds isn’t showing, peekin outta my short pants.
Ostrich baby birds?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Ranger
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I stopped wearing ‘drarrs’ after I quit roofing. Been commando for 10+ years. Had to do a CT scan couple weeks ago, I forgot about having to take my pants off. They gave me a sheet, I made a toga. country folks can survive
They were trusting you a lot if they gave you a white sheet....
Sha’quanda’lisa from housekeeping don’t like chit stains on the white sheets.
Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Ranger
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A big + 1 on NOT putting Gold Bond Medicated on your ballsack,i was dancing an Irish jig .i had to run over to the torch cart, and blast O 2 Down my Carharts.everyone was looking at me like i d lost my mind.
Gives you a rush.
Like “fug yeah, i can take on the world.”
Something out of a Jean Claude Van Dam kickboxer fightin movie.
Snorting high proof hand sanitizer works too....
You want a rush?
Try the Gold Bond foot powder in the blue can. Dump a 1/4 cup of that schitt down the front of your briefs.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Campfire Savant
Campfire Savant
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Can’t saw I’ve ever used it.
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Campfire Member
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did that once in iraq...... still remember that mistake today. makes me cringe a little.
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Chiggers? Knock on wood,, they don’t bother me much. Guess they like girly men. Not warriors. But 90% alcohol will take care of them. Don’t be stingy with it.
Mixed, straight, or with ice?
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Last year I found some Monkey Butt powder so I got three of them. I gave two to two friends for Christmas and kept one for myself.
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Campfire Ranger
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Gold Bond on your junk is nothing compared to a mixture of ink, (from an auto leveler on a printing press) Fast Orange hand cleaner and Methyl Ethyl Ketone, (we used that nasty stuff to cut/clean ink and gear lube). I got splattered good with ink one day from about my waist to my head and was trying to clean it off. It wasn't going so well, so I decided to hit the shower with the Fast Orange and MEK in hand. When that chemical cocktail was rinsed down my body in the shower, my chit felt like it was lit on fire. Some of the most intense pain I had ever experienced.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Campfire Ranger
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This stuff is the best thing I've ever used for chaffing.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Bet you never try THAT again!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Ranger
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Chiggers? Knock on wood,, they don’t bother me much. Guess they like girly men. Not warriors. But 90% alcohol will take care of them. Don’t be stingy with it.
Mixed, straight, or with ice?
Straight. No chaser.
Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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I don’t see what the fuss is all about. Splash on few braces of witch hazel and it will keep you good.
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Campfire Ranger
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Witch hazel... Is that on the DG shelf by the soul glo and Shea butter? Axing for a friend...
Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire Regular
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Alright guys that haven't read one of the finest pieces of literature ever to grace the Campfire...I brought the baboon ass thread to the top!
In case it sinks into the pile.
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...cs/2439970/1/a-delicate-topic-baboon-ass
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