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Campfire 'Bwana
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God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Makes me feel young at 67
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'm still 76.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Ingwe is about 271 or so...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I was born about ten thousand years ago There ain't nuthin' in this world that I don't know I saw Peter Paul and Moses playin' ring-around-the-roses And I'll whup the guy what says it isn't so
Well, I'm just a lonesome traveler, a great historical bum Highly educated through history I have come I built the Rock of Ages, it was in the year oh one And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I saw Adam and Eve driven from the door I'm the guy that picked the figleaves that they wore And from behind the bushes peepin' saw the apple they was eatin' And I swear that I'm the one that et the core
Now I built the garden of Eden, it was in the year oh two Joined the apple-pickers union and I always paid my dues I'm the man that signed the contract to raise the risin' sun And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I taught Samson how to use his mighty hand I showed Columbus to this happy land And for Pharaoh's little kiddies I built all the pyramiddies And to the Sahara carried all the sand
Now I was strawboss on the pyramids and the tower of Babel too I opened up the ocean, let the mighty children through I fought a million battles and I never lost a one And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
I taught Solomon his little ABC's I'm the first one to eat Limburger cheese And while floating down the bay with Methuseleh one day I saw his whiskers floating in the breeze
Now I fought the revolution that set this country free It was me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea I won the battle of Valley Forge and the battle of Bully Run And that's about the biggest thing that Man has ever done
Now Queen Elizabeth she fell in love with me We were married in Milwaukee secretly But I got tired and shook her and ran off with General Hooker To go shootin' skeeters down in Tennessee
I thank The Chad Mitchell Trio for the reminder as my memory is a little frayed these days.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Winnie the kid.
Gunwizard/Hubert?
Trump Won!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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39 is my vintage, not my age. you are my dads age. +1
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire Outfitter
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I dunno.... Ingwe is older than dirt. Supposedly when God said, "Let there be light", Ingwe was the one that hit the lightswitch". lol Listen...I invented fire, and heaven, and hell.... guess where I've reserved a seat for you? And a box of Cuban turds? ...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Will be 80 here in 3 weeks. Still just a pup. Haven't yet figured out what I want to be when I grow up.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Where’s Winnie? The young guy joining the USAF? How’s that kid doing?
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Will be 80 here in 3 weeks. Still just a pup. Haven't yet figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Cheers!🍻
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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39 is my vintage, not my age. you are my dads age. +1 +2
Due to the increased price of ammo, don't expect a warning shot...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Will be 80 here in 3 weeks. Still just a pup. Haven't yet figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Good man. I think Dad is going to be 76. I am 37.
I am MAGA.
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"There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon
"...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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NRA Member - Life, Benefactor, Patron
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I'm still a pup! September 1950!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Deer Camp! about as good as it gets!
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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I dunno.... Ingwe is older than dirt. Supposedly when God said, "Let there be light", Ingwe was the one that hit the lightswitch". lol Listen...I invented fire, and heaven, and hell.... guess where I've reserved a seat for you? I'm sure I'll be in good company! Yeah...I'll be there!!!
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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To him tell everything he has done it would take at least 98 years. 🤦🏻♂️ I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.
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