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Pretty much this^

More important is really soft tp and a good charge on your phone

I agree. I used blue and still can’t stand to drink it now.

I picked an Indian doc to do mine. Because I’ll probably never have to worry about casually bumping into her at a walmart or kroger, ever.

That would be a weird encounter over near the carrots or the cans of sloppy joe.

I usually do the Lemon Lime flavor. I have one scheduled for next month.

Calling from my memory of such vast, obscure matters

Elvis always traveled with gatorade, I even remember seeing it on the Lisa Marie.

Lemon-lime, back when that was the only way, and in the glass bottles.

1. Take the pills instead.

2. Schit in a cup and send it in.

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After all said and done did you have to wait in recovery room (full of people in the same predicament) till you farted out loud?

TFF

You're going to have a butt light

Get the blue. You want something that you can drink but nothing you really like, because you won't like it afterwards due to the connotations with the colonoscopy. Here's an important thing---blot, don't wipe. You'll end up with baboon butt.

Interesting, I specifically told my GP I would not have an Indian Gastroenterologist do my colonoscopy.
This guy ran a group of primarily Indian doctors racing each other to see who could do the most in a day and reusing single use bottles of happy juice spreading Hep C throughout our population.
Come to America, get rich quick, screw the patients.
Thankfully, he died in captivity.

Dr, Dipak Desai

I went with classic Lemon-Lime.

When I did my last one, ten years ago, I went with green.

Swear to God I work up in the middle of it and saw on the camera green drops on my colon wall. Reminded me of that scene in Andromeda Strain where they see the alien goop the satellite scoop's mesh.

Thinking clear or white this time.

That ain't gonna get the polyps snipped.

They clipped a couple polyps when I was 58 and they got a couple more this summer at 64.

Dr tells me, "no polyps....no colon cancer."

As for the systemic flush, Dulcolax, followed by Miralax in lemon-lime Gatorade. I hate Gatorade and have to force myself to drink it on the best of days. So it did not matter much which flavor I chose.

mine is scheduled for 9 November.

That’s what I did. That stuff tasted like cat piss! Didn’t drink Gatorade for a LONG time afterwards. 🤮

If I did, it was before the Propofol wore off. I have no memory of any discomfort, or flatulence.

There is that too

But I’m at a university medical center and she is an associate professor in some bizarre realm of assology. She was kinda hot too. Not full/blown wash her clothes in the Ganges River with a dead cow floating by Indian.

Thinking maybe she came from “motel 6 money”

Wow Steve, you're a brave man asking for that kind of advice on this forum- or just really bored?

Never had the opportunity to use Gatorade, but might give it a try next year for my next scheduled scoping..... last time they gave me that awful minty flavored milk of magnesia type of regurgitated gargle water and I forced it down as per directions- but I wasn't happy about it.... Worked as advertised though....

I think my next one will be my third or fourth one- don't really care, I just want to get it over with. My first one I was just about to go to sleep after the doc's preliminary butt inspection and I heard somebody say "Hi Bob!"... one of the nurses was a good friend of my wife... hope she enjoyed it because I went to sleep about 3 seconds after that...

Bob