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LOL, "I'm big and scary." But apparently not smart enough to put the F*cking phone down and pick up a rock.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Caught a cat cutting my back trial while deer hunting bout 35 years ago. Last thing it ever did.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Campfire 'Bwana
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He should have grabbed one of them babies.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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That guy's vocabulary was certainly articulate, extensive, expressive, and versatile. He must read a lot of Shakespeare's works, huh?  L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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“Yeah not going back that way”
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I only get a log-in page.
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"I'm big and scary".... Yeah, not so much, bra! Haha
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she was closer than it looked, should have thrown rocks earlier, but bending down to pick one up. She was a smart mama- I'm going to run you off and act tough bu ti really dont want none.
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LOL, "I'm big and scary." But apparently not smart enough to put the F*cking phone down and pick up a rock. Probably a GoPro mounted on a headband.
Last edited by UPhiker; 10/12/20.
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LOL, "I'm big and scary." But apparently not smart enough to put the F*cking phone down and pick up a rock. My thoughts also that cat would have been introduced to several rocks very quickly. Cheers NC Always carry your gun while in the woods, there are big scary things out there!!
don't judge until you have walked a mile in other persons' moccasins'
SUM QUOD SUM........HOMINEM TE ESSE MEMENTO
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LOL, "I'm big and scary." But apparently not smart enough to put the F*cking phone down and pick up a rock. Probably a GoPro mounted on a headband. OK, so he didn't even have to put the phone down to pick up a few rocks.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Cat would be dead if she came at me for more than 25 yards. I would probably allow her that because of her maternal instincts toward the young. But then, I ain’t a scared schitless trail running millennial, either. Big and scary he ain’t. That cat could smell the fear coming off him. Had she jumped him, he would have simply screamed in panic while she did her work.
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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Iowa 
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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Thanks. Is that on the guy’s profile?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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ANY handgun would have been a comfort in that situation.
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from Numbers 6:24-26
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Probably a snowflake millennial or he'd be packing more than a phone... Hope he brought an extra pair of drawers...  My son's 40 and packs. That cat would have been in a heap of trouble, getting that close and that agressive, kittens notwithstanding... Hot lead don't lie... Dead cats, maybe... DF
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It don't take much cat to put a hurting on a man. I'd of made meat out of that cat and ear muffs outta her kitten. 
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