One of my wives used burn it to the ground partying for two weeks at a time, clean out the bank account, buy another car cuz she wrecked the one she had, then come limping home strung out. If I gave her any grief she'd call the cops and tell them I hit her. Don't talk to me about crazy, my ex wrote the book, the sequel, the finale and played the starring role.
Of course none of that showed up in the courting phase, all 20 minutes of it!
But I’ll bet the sex was the bomb.
I'm sure it was, for whoever she was doing it with! LOL
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
I saw a man get hit with a can of green beans from his wife because he was drunk and put his bare ass against the sliding glass door while the MIL was visiting.
Looked like it hurt, she Nolan Ryan'd his ass
LoLoLoLoL!!!!
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical."-- Thomas Jefferson
I saw a man get hit with a can of green beans from his wife because he was drunk and put his bare ass against the sliding glass door while the MIL was visiting.
Looked like it hurt, she Nolan Ryan'd his ass
I remember reading about a guy, wearing a raincoat, who came up to the counter in a convenience store and placed a can of beans on the counter, then opened his coat, and flopped Willie on the counter. The clerk, who had picked up the can of beans to scan them, slammed the can down on Willie.
The guy got himself a Banzai Wax Job w/o the Banzai
I saw a man get hit with a can of green beans from his wife because he was drunk and put his bare ass against the sliding glass door while the MIL was visiting.
Looked like it hurt, she Nolan Ryan'd his ass
I remember reading about a guy, wearing a raincoat, who came up to the counter in a convenience store and placed a can of beans on the counter, then opened his coat, and flopped Willie on the counter. The clerk, who had picked up the can of beans to scan them, slammed the can down on Willie.
The guy got himself a Banzai Wax Job w/o the Banzai
Talk about having a throbbing manhood
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
I remember reading about a guy, wearing a raincoat, who came up to the counter in a convenience store and placed a can of beans on the counter, then opened his coat, and flopped Willie on the counter. The clerk, who had picked up the can of beans to scan them, slammed the can down on Willie.
That was in Shooting Times ‘Dumb crook of the Month’ column
I remember reading about a guy, wearing a raincoat, who came up to the counter in a convenience store and placed a can of beans on the counter, then opened his coat, and flopped Willie on the counter. The clerk, who had picked up the can of beans to scan them, slammed the can down on Willie.
That was in Shooting Times ‘Numb cok of the Month’ column
Fixed it for ya
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
Was married to a crazy once. The highs were astounding but the lows were abysmal. Thankful to be currently married to a wonderful chick for going on 27 years. I am blessed.
Watched two friends marry and deal with bat shiet cray women. Blinded by the V. Luckily, I got to learn from their mistakes, before I made my own. Now, 20 yrs later, they both have said they are looking for someone like my wife. She makes me a better man. Use your upper head when picking a wife.
Toward the end of the last century, I quit my job and migrated to Idaho to marry a woman who seemed to be the one in my dreams. I put a ring on her finger and within six weeks I discovered she was not only batshit crazy, but she was batshit crazy in another solar system. Or galaxy, even. I hauled as back to Texas and never looked back. Best decision I ever made (after a rather rash decision, in hindsight), no doubt.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
