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" I am schizophrenic ...and so am I"
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Seen on a pickup with a bunch of scruffy looking kids in the back: "My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student".
"Humpty Dumpty Was Pushed"
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Seen on a water well drilling rig, "Your hole is our goal".
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Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Campfire Oracle
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Feed the homeless to the hungry.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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I thought this was about a new candy bar.
Bumper Snickers with peanuts.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." **Edmund Burke**
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." **Benjamin Franklin**
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O ne B ig A ss M istake A merica
B iggest I diot D ems E ver N ominated
You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!
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Sign on a septic tank cleaning truck:
"Your schit's our bread and butter."
"There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon
"...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg
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Bipartisan Bumper Sticker. "Run Hilary, Run." Democrat's put on the rear bumper, Republicans on the front. Ha, that's awesome.
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Caution Driver Does Not Give Chit Anymore
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4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Septic pump truck: We know what you’ve been eating.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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1) If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. 2) Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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"Tell Your Dog That I Said Hi!"
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I saw this one on the back of an old VW van back in the late 60's:
Don't laugh lady, I might have your daughter in here.
The lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!
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One I had some years back was "Exhume Goldwater !"
"The whole problem with the world is that fools & fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubt" Bertrand Russell
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Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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On the back bumper of a young woman's car:
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."
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“next time you wave at me, use all 5 fingers”
NRA Life Member
"You might as well be wrong, as be right and not know it"
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