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Why in the fugg are you plucking a chicken???
They got em already nekked and schitt, and ready for the oven at stores.


TVA got electricity up and running in Tn back in the 1930,s....

No wonder Pornhub was so slow this morning.

I had to choke it first

I forgot.
You guys are having the 2nd out of 3 thanksgivings today.
You really oughta bond with your Brother in law.
Maybe have some plain cupcakes and watch a race together.
Talk fast and furious cars with him or something???
Reach out to him man.
Ask him and your sister if they can help out with dishes or something.
At least they can pick up the Kings Hawaiian roll plastic bag on the table they brought over.
I can feel another jumper in the door getting ready to go.

I'm going back to bed after that for a couple hrs.


LOL!!!!

Im peelin taters right now

Grrrrrr!!!

Looka this chit

House lady sposed to make a peecan pie. I see the date on this karo, uhhhh naw.

She says “oh that just means best, its still prob wont make u sick”

I sent them to hilltop

ninja please

congrats on the Grand. they are grand for sure.

they do grow up though. like kittens to cats.

but they're fun, sweet & wonderful.

Years ago....wife went out of town and I reverted back to my old ways as a bachelor. Walking around in my underwear, itching my sack whenever I wanted.....dishes stacking in the sink.

My 5 son's quickly followed my lead. In a day, the house was a disaster and our underwear had holes.

Two days before she returned....we scrambled around, cleaning the place. The place looked better than before......that's when it dawned on us. 'Mom' may think we could do alright without her.

We messed the place back up, leaving the stool unflushed for good measure. Everyone contributed.

While we were out fishing later that day.....a snoopy friend of the family, Clara Edwards, came in uninvited.....and cleaned the whole house. WT?....

We did get a few things messed back up when she got home, which made her feel better.

JFC.....
Bean that spoiled bytch manchild BIL with one of them fugging things right upside the noggin.
Just give that fugger a box of mcnuggets and a large fry with a mac and cheese side.

It's all his finicky manchild azz will eat anyways....

I dont know how you and the wife put up with everyones " special" whims for food.
And none of the fugga,s ever do a damm thing for you guys in return.


Fugg that.......

Its taken me like 45 mins to peel 11 potatoes

Haha

This sucks

Do all the finicky fuggs inspect the trash can for peelings to make sure you and the wife are serving them the real deal.

I wouldnt cater to individuals like that.
Here,s t day dinner.
If ya dont like it.
Stuff your piehole full of rolls and mac and cheese.
And go mope that you couldnt get some smug feeling outta making people cater to your absurb whims about food.

Taking a nap.
Hollar at ya later.

Wtf

You and these naps


Hahaha

You need to see a neurologist

Congratulations Rene !!

My never-married, bunny-hugging Aunt always proudly declares she has never eaten wild game.

Problem is......she has digested more deer, elk, and bear than most you ninnies here on the 'fire.

Much of it on the holidays.

Always compliments on the meals too.

The weight of guilt from deception is heavy.

lol


We used to funnel el cheapo Kroger brand cola into 2 liter Coca Cola bottles when company come over

Your wife is right about the karo syrup

She can go get some fresh

That is going over a stump for the deer babies

Retiree naps are normally around 1pm.

Don't ask how I know.

Slummer, you might wanna do a wellness check.

It's been 4 hours since the "kid" went for a nap !