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Campfire Kahuna
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Have another drink buddy everything will be ok...
Did you pop you grape outside the igloo when you typed that? Uh sure.. igloo is on fire waiting for the fire department to show up.. by sled dog team Did you thaw the bird out all the way before you dropped it in the oil?
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Thats terribly culturally insensitive. Funny as hell! Hahaha! Fugging Eskimos.....
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Sage
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I'm thankful that I'm not in jail.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Kahuna
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Well....if not jail you should be thankful you aren't on a registry somewhere.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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Thankful that my parents paid the money to get me away from those nuns and out of the foster system.
Thankful that I am raising my family a couple miles away from my folks.
Thankful that when the nuns called and offered me for sale....that my folks said OK to a native baby.
They actually asked if they would be okay with that!
Where in the hell were you an orphaned Eskimo at?? Don’t tell me you are one of them Canadian Eskimos?? Beats me. All my confused dna relatives are from Alaska. Somehow......the DNA made it to Butte Montana. Yeah.....Butte. So your folks forgot where they bought you from?? Did they go to an orphan baby auction of some sorts? Or you saying your Eskimo mom ended up in butte Montana and had you? You and deflave were orphan buddies? Cause he was adopted by a white couple from Minnesota. They purchased me from the main Nun Hive in Helena. My Eskimo-ish mom delivered me in Butte. The nuns gathered me up and dumped me in foster care after a while. My folks got a good deal. Free99????
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Well...no.
They had to pay the hospital costs...court costs....and pay off the nuns.
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Campfire Oracle
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Well...no.
They had to pay the hospital costs...court costs....and pay off the nuns. Did they have,.....like,...a Nun auctioneer or something?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Not that I know of.
Catholics had been trying to get away from slave auctions for some time by that point.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Not that I know of.
Catholics had been trying to get away from slave auctions for some time by that point. Not sure about slave auctions, I'm just kinda thankful the folks didn't sell me to the Gypsies all those times they threatened to................ I'd have preferred to have been sold to some Eskimo village I think.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Not that I know of.
Catholics had been trying to get away from slave auctions for some time by that point. Not sure about slave auctions, I'm just kinda thankful the folks didn't sell me to the Gypsies all those times they threatened to................ I'd have preferred to have been sold to some Eskimo village I think. Maybe they would have sold you to a bunch of plains Germans!
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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Everything really, life has been good...and even when it isn't so great it is still a ball.
Wouldn't be dead for quids.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Posted this on FB:
On this day each year, I always ponder what I'm thankful for.
This year, I'm thankful that I am loved by the best person I have ever known, despite my many flaws. I'm thankful for the home I sit comfortably in as I write these words. I'm thankful for the small handful of good people I have the privilege of calling friends. I'm thankful for the trio of puppies who are my pack, and would die for me, as I would them. I'm thankful that I will eat like a king of old this day-as I do every day--and not simply subsist on a diet of sweet potatoes or cassava, which much of the world does. I'm thankful that I am an "essential" worker, and have not been proscribed by the criminal agenda that seeks to destroy free thought and expression, and by proxy the lives and liberties of the people of not only a once great nation, but of the entire world.
I'm thankful that I have the brains and the balls to call bullshit when I see or hear it. And I'm thankful that I have the heart and soul to stand, to not be silenced, to speak my mind, and even to be wrong once in a while. I'm thankful that I have the integrity to admit when I am.
I'm thankful that I and everyone I care about are more essential to a positive world than FB and it's "fact-checkers" will ever be.
I'm thankful for every breath I take. I'm thankful for every sunrise, every sunset, every storm, every starry night, every warm fire, and every moment of contemplation I've ever--or will ever--witness or experience.
I'm thankful to have been granted this gift of life, this fleeting moment of being part of the universe experiencing itself for good and for ill.
In fact, I'm more than thankful. I'm grateful.
Every minute of every hour of every day.
I'm grateful, and take nothing for granted. Not one single [bleep] thing.
I'm entitled to nothing, and yet in the scope of human history, and even the context of most human lives right now, today, I have everything.
And I am [bleep] grateful. Most of all, I am grateful for all who came before me, who sweated and toiled and bled and died so that I might have the opportunity to witness the grandeur of this earth, to travel, to meet good people and bad, to read a book, hear a song, watch a movie, drink a cold beer, eat a cheeseburger, and dance with a lovely woman. To be a human being with the luxury of living life without the burden of facing constant existential threats. To live and not just subsist or survive. To expand my mind and heart and soul.
For these things I give thanks each and every day. Today, I give thanks tenfold.
Now toss me a beer and crank it! I am thankful i am not you..
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Not that I know of.
Catholics had been trying to get away from slave auctions for some time by that point. Not sure about slave auctions, I'm just kinda thankful the folks didn't sell me to the Gypsies all those times they threatened to................ I'd have preferred to have been sold to some Eskimo village I think. Maybe they would have sold you to a bunch of plains Germans! Holy fugg no. I hear them bastids expect real work out of a kid. I'm glad we just moved to the suburbs where the Gypsies didn't come by often and I could have a paper route to supplement the lawn mowing I did for cash. The folks seemed much less likely to sell me then................they did threaten to have me go live with the nuns though.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire Greenhorn
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The NFL and dessert coffee.
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duck911: Never tried "dessert coffee" but I am thankful I have foresaken the negro football whiners league and am doing quite dandily without it. To each their own I guess. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
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