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Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

To a drunk, it's a complement.

To a wannabe golfer, it's a complement.

To a troll, it's fighting words.....

I need another Whiskey and eggnog to think anymore about what it was...


I'm guessing after a few spelling bee attempts you moved on to golfing?

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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I have a condo in Florida. We’re there 4-5 times a year. I’ll drive the cart and drink while you play.


Fugkin' sweet!

Which part?


Destin, Okaloosa county,


We run over to Destin a bunch. Lots of food...


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by shortactionsmoker

Not in this life, but maybe if he was a smokin hot female golfer....


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We may be there sooner than you think....


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Originally Posted by shortactionsmoker


We may be there sooner than you think....


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

To a drunk, it's a complement.

To a wannabe golfer, it's a complement.

To a troll, it's fighting words.....

I need another Whiskey and eggnog to think anymore about what it was...


I'm guessing after a few spelling bee attempts you moved on to golfing?

LOL

It was an IQ test question, especially designed for your eyes.


"He is far from Stupid"

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Originally Posted by deflave
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I could kick both of your asses at Tiger Woods Golf 2004 on XBox...........

Not even joking.





Easy, Rod....

Easy....

For $20 I’ll call the guy a chickenfuqqer!


She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

It was an IQ test question, especially designed for your eyes.


How fat are you?

On a scale of 1-10.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

It was an IQ test question, especially designed for your eyes.


How fat are you?

On a scale of 1-10.

BMI says I'm not fat, obese or overweight.


"He is far from Stupid"

”person, who happens to have an above-average level of intelligence


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by shortactionsmoker

Not in this life, but maybe if he was a smokin hot female golfer....


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Deflave I’m not embarrassed to say you have a great looking ass!


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Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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BMI says I'm not fat, obese or overweight.


Bowel Movement Index?

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Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

BMI says I'm not fat, obese or overweight.


BS index has you pegged at a 10.5.

LOL

You no-golfing f a g.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

All the way to the sperm bank...........


Broke digk

That's the sign of a weak minded person, when they have to change another person's wording, because they're simply too stupid to think for themselves.


Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91
Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

All the way to the sperm bank...........


Broke digk

That's the sign of a weak minded person, when they have to change another person's wording, because they're simply too stupid to think for themselves.



You are projecting, but I forgive you.


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Originally Posted by 79S


Deflave I’m not embarrassed to say you have a great looking ass!


I've been working out.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 79S


Deflave I’m not embarrassed to say you have a great looking ass!


I've been working out.


Well keep it up !


Originally Posted by Bricktop
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Originally Posted by 79S


Well keep it up !


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

BMI says I'm not fat, obese or overweight.


BS index has you pegged at a 10.5.

LOL

You no-golfing f a g.

And I imagine you're one of those soy boys who has to have the latest metal driver (CHEAT STICK), because you just simply aren't man enough to swing a persimmon fast enough to roll it out over 300 off the drive.

How's that 13 degree puzzy driver working out for you, to help you get the ball airborne, so you hopefully get your 225 yard monster drive from the lady's box close enough for an approach in reg?


"He is far from Stupid"

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Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

BMI says I'm not fat, obese or overweight.


BS index has you pegged at a 10.5.

LOL

You no-golfing f a g.

And I imagine you're one of those soy boys who has to have the latest metal driver (CHEAT STICK), because you just simply aren't man enough to swing a persimmon fast enough to roll it out over 300 off the drive.

How's that 13 degree puzzy driver working out for you, to help you get the ball airborne, so you hopefully get your 225 yard monster drive from the lady's box close enough for an approach in reg?


Holy smoke... you are a [bleep] expert on golf also. Wow


If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.



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Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

BMI says I'm not fat, obese or overweight.


BS index has you pegged at a 10.5.

LOL

You no-golfing f a g.

And I imagine you're one of those soy boys who has to have the latest metal driver (CHEAT STICK), because you just simply aren't man enough to swing a persimmon fast enough to roll it out over 300 off the drive.

How's that 13 degree puzzy driver working out for you, to help you get the ball airborne, so you hopefully get your 225 yard monster drive from the lady's box close enough for an approach in reg?

Holy smoke... you are a [bleep] expert on golf also. Wow

I conquered the putter...


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Originally Posted by ElkSlayer91

And I imagine you're one of those soy boys who has to have the latest metal driver (CHEAT STICK), because you just simply aren't man enough to swing a persimmon fast enough to roll it out over 300 off the drive.



I had to google persimmon.

It didn't help.

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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