Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire jesus and his brother wants to clean up my yard.

i don't know if i should let the two brothers do the work or not?
they're from somewheres down around gautemala or thereabouts.
look human to me. pretty short, dark, long haired and want to work.
one of them had his wife. short and as wide, with really long braides.

my yard, not the grass but the shrubs have become a bit overgown.
hollies need pruning, limbs in the trees need removing, invasives dealt with.
grass is getting shaded out because the trees have grown so very tall & wide.
my various shrubbery is mostly native, came from the woods, but some from japan.

i wish i could think of jesus's brothers name. it was pretty short but i can't remember it.

Give it a go.

According to the King James version of the Bible here are their names. Hope this helps.

"Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, the brother of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? and are not his sisters here with us? And they were offended at him."

Mark 6:3

they are looking for work. but what if they got snake bit by a copperhead. would i be responsible for their repair and well-being?




oh, ok. you're speaking of the biblical jesus. i was speaking of a walking and talking central american type refugee, invader, illegal immigrant.

in your post i see that sisters were mentioned. do we have a clue as to their names since we've breached the subject?

i assume the mighty YHWH thought that sending his one and only son would be sufficient to civilize humans?

If your wife is without a pool boy for the winter it might be worth a go.

Probably take better care of it than you do.

Whatever you do, never let a messikan or south american prune anything.

They’ll make a soccer ball out of you skull if you say no. Youre committed now.

They could sue if they get hurt depending on your state laws.

Hire the white guy who owns his company, pays for a business license, insurance, workers comp etc etc etc.

But he has to change his name to “Sancho”

Who do you think prunes the millions of grape vines in this country every January?

Thats pinche Sancho.

man alive! there's just so much work needed in my yard since i had the fall and injured one of my ankles.

the pt people are really doing a good job getting me back up on my feet and on the go.

but the yard has been left to fend for itself. i did yard work until here lately.

i can still ride the budget troybilt and profile the ky31 fescue.

the shrubbery is giving me a hard time, like the privit.

it doesn't need trimming, it needs annihilating.

and the others shrubs that has need.

jesus and his brother on the job.

Good for you.

Work the hell out of em. Right before its time to pay em, call immigration.

the chinese privit is taking over, thanks to it's seeding ability and the birds who help out.

to restore a park it would take numerous volunteers to not only trim, cut and prune but to annihilate.

that is, privit takes over from native species. to control it, it has to be eliminated either physically or with herbicides.

goats could help. but i don't think they are trainable. they'll eat anything that tastes good. native, exotic, imported , etc.

what if the ecology of the world is just not keeping up with the changes that we humans are causing to occur on the urth itself?

but, still i know jesus came and was offering his services, but also introduced his brother, they looked similar but what was his name?

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The old Chinee payday! (Without the dynamite).

Let me tell you something, Amigo.

We had a tree trimming crew over several months ago. Two guys from El Salvador. I was talking to them in Spanish, they couldn't believe that a Gringo even knew that their country existed, much less that I had lived in La Libertad, El Salvador for two months.

At any rate they were really good! I am an expert with the chains saw but I ain't climbing a tree. Mario was 80 feet up the poplar tree, trimming the top with the little Stihl.
Couldn't have been any better at their trade.


ps. Damn guy had a nicer pickup truck than I have.

ps 2 If you have any trouble with your Guatemalan crew, just say to them "Tra-ba-HAY mucho o may yaamo a Migra."

That is how you say the words in Spanish for "Get your ass to work or I will call INS."

der chinee invented the gunpowder, or so it is said.

but the question has been breached. jesus had a sister?

and if so, and that'd be good, then what was her recorded name?

back to the chinese privit, it prolific. bears seed for the birds and blooms.

i have it in my yard. if it get's under ga power lines, they send a 4wd tractor.