We went to a Nashville Sounds baseball game one night, and it turns out there was a midget conference in town. I guess they got a package deal on tickets or something. We were about the only normal size people in the place. Damn that was creepy! They tried to do a wave, but it was only a ripple.
There was one sitting behind us. He was talking on his phone the entire gam. You’ve never seen a louder, more obnoxious SOB in your life.
There was this little dorf groid sitting with his fambly above us on the next row
I think his big brother was graduating and this pint size groid was maybe 16,17 years old. Was all blinged out and chit like Shake from aqua teen hunger force when he got his Boost moble phone.
Little freak kept yelling “ SOV-VAY, ANDRE’” right in my ear hole at 145 decibels
Have no idea what that means.
He would just fire off at random times even while the admins were speaking. Foucking short and retarded.
I wanted to snatch his ass up by the belt on his little buddy chucky clothes and wing his ass out of the balcony.
There was this little dorf groid sitting with his fambly above us on the next row
I think his big brother was graduating and this pint size groid was maybe 16,17 years old. Was all blinged out and chit like Shake from aqua teen hunger force when he got his Boost moble phone.
Little freak kept yelling “ SOV-VAY, ANDRE’” right in my ear hole at 145 decibels
Have no idea what that means.
He would just fire off at random times even while the admins were speaking. Foucking short and retarded.
I wanted to snatch his ass up by little buddy chucky clothes and wing his ass out of the balcony.
Fly webster, Fly!
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We were a a joint called Boomer Jacks in Fort Worth. St Patrick’s day. 2009. Dwarf tossing contest. We had been waaay over served. 20$ to toss one. Supposed to just sort of push them onto landing pads....right! My turn...little guy stuck out his stubby little arm and I grabbed on with both of mine and spun him like a hammer throw. He rolled and tumbled about 20’!! I can’t even think of it without laughing to tears. All them munchkins went running to help him and then came up talking smack. I really couldn’t have defended myself if they had gone off. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen or done. I was a bit outta control back then.
You asking about Big Stick or Deflave? Two of our renown mental midgets. Be Well, RZ.
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