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Is there nothing the left won't destroy? All the kid asks for is a Nerf gun and this leftard fake Santa tells him "No, I can't do that."
Good thing that's not my grandkid that dickwad Santa made cry. Nose like a cherry
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Wonder if the kids would cry if some dad beat the stuffin' outta Santa right there in front of God and everyone?
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That’s odd. Never felt violent toward a Santa before.
But that’s because:
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I hope they fire his ass.
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He needs his ass beat, thoroughly.
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Hope he chokes on a candy cane.
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"Sorry, Timmy, the strange man playing dress-up so that little kids will sit on his lap while he promises to bring them toys doesn't want to promise you a certain toy. But Mom and Dad will get it for you. We were going to, anyway."
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Kid shouda pissed on his lap....
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Somebody fetch the blue air hose.....
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We should see if we can find out who the kid is and where, then send him Nerf Guns for him and all his buddies.
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I'd tell that kid to go kick Santa in the nuts.
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Time to tell Timmy Santa isn’t real and that sad fûck wearing Santa clothes sucks a bag of dicks each night. #Timmygetsacreedmoorforxmas 😎
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Kid should have pitched a tantrum and started throwing things at the old elf .
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The mom just took it. My wife would have chewed his ass out long and loud. And his manager too.
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If some stranger in a Santa outfit can make your kids cry, it might be your fault.
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Little guy trusted Santa. Shame on someone who is paid to keep that trust. He would've found out soon enough from siblings or classmates.
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Kid shouda pissed on his lap....
Dad should have pissed all over him.
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You'll shoot your eye out. Bb
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