All good ones. Especially that last. When boys would come to the house to meet me, it seemed the gun didn’t faze them as much as the digger derrick truck by the shop. They always asked if it was mine, and said it was cool when I told them it was. I told them the coolest thing was that auger. Asked them if they knew how many skinny teenage boys you could bury in a forty acre pasture if you stood them on their heads. One boy thought he was smart, asked me how many it took. Told him I wasn’t sure yet, still working on it. Straight face. Poor kid looked a bit unsure after that.
None of them lasted too long. Then youngest got to dating this kid I liked, and dumped him after a couple years. He and I still lift weights together and he helps me with a job here and there. Now he’s my friend, drives her crazy.😁
Last edited by OldGrayWolf; 12/11/20.
