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One time I found a blown glass putter at Savers. I ended up giving it to an aficionado for Christmas.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I have persimmon balls....and a 9 degree wood driver.....pure as it comes.
LOL
No you don't. Sure do, and back in the day, they offered to pay a cool million if you won a tournament on tour using one of their drivers. They ended up going out of business....but they built beautiful sticks. No you don't. That did it. I'm a gonna go pull my wood out, and hold it.....
"He is far from Stupid"
”person, who happens to have an above-average level of intelligence”
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That did it. I'm a gonna go pull my wood out, and hold it.....
Nope. You don't have any. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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That did it. I'm a gonna go pull my wood out, and hold it.....
Oh the horror... No one is surprised.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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That did it. I'm a gonna go pull my wood out, and hold it.....
Oh the horror... No one is surprised. No one!!!
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So how long is that fowl mouthed OP banned for this time? Weeks, months? Maybe banned so bannedly that even the great JC (Jim Conrad) can't get em outa this one? Flave got himself banned again?? Don't be ridiculous. Rick knows my value to this site. I’m hugging myself because you are back..
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Well, that just proves I don't pay much attention to what you say.
Says the guy who won't post any hunting pics, and ran away like a little beotch when he typed stuff his golf game couldn't back up...... Elky, you're the gift that keeps on giving.
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I’m hugging myself because you are back..
You should be masturbating.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Does anybody else here love golf? Uh.........NO!
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country."
Robert E. Lee
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I’m hugging myself because you are back..
You should be masturbating. I hug myself after I do that..
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Well, that just proves I don't pay much attention to what you say.
Says the guy who won't post any hunting pics, and ran away like a little beotch when he typed stuff his golf game couldn't back up...... Elky, you're the gift that keeps on giving. What specifically did I type that I can't backup?.....post a link to the post.
"He is far from Stupid"
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I hug myself after I do that..
I smoke a Flave shaped cigarette.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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What specifically did I type that I can't backup?.....post a link to the post.
Did your dad have a look of disappointment his whole life? LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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That did it. I'm a gonna go pull my wood out, and hold it.....
Oh the horror... No one is surprised. I’m a little surprised. He always seemed pretty normal to me.
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I’m hugging myself because you are back..
You should be masturbating. ES91 is all over that.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I hug myself after I do that..
I smoke a Flave shaped cigarette. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/Ls3DKqkV/450-D6-A24-8503-4485-A7-A1-0-AA2167-DD095.jpg)
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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And I imagine you're one of those soy boys who has to have the latest metal driver (CHEAT STICK), because you just simply aren't man enough to swing a persimmon fast enough to roll it out over 300 off the drive.
How's that 13 degree puzzy driver working out for you, to help you get the ball airborne, so you hopefully get your 225 yard monster drive from the lady's box close enough for an approach in reg?
Elky, since you asked, this is what started it. You kept opening your cock-holster and it got better and better.
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Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend. I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon.... This one was good for some laughs. Posted AFTER I bet you $1,000 that you couldn't drive one 300 yards. I believe that's called doubling down.....
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And I imagine you're one of those soy boys who has to have the latest metal driver (CHEAT STICK), because you just simply aren't man enough to swing a persimmon fast enough to roll it out over 300 off the drive.
How's that 13 degree puzzy driver working out for you, to help you get the ball airborne, so you hopefully get your 225 yard monster drive from the lady's box close enough for an approach in reg?
Elky, since you asked, this is what started it. You kept opening your cock-holster and it got better and better. Again, what did I type that I can't back up. You purposefully ignored answering that. What did I type that I can't back up?
"He is far from Stupid"
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Hey, boomer, ain't nobody playing anything but metal woods since Christ was a corporal.
And I've got $1000 that says you can't drive 300 yards on a flat hole, no wind, until you get in the cart with your boyfriend. I have won the long drive prize in tournaments, more than once,...with a persimmon.... Snap a pic of that trophy and post it here. [bleep] the trophy. He does it, flat hole, minimal wind, let's say three balls to make it reasonable. One over 300 in the fairway =$1000. 0 out of the three go 300 in the fairway, I'm $1000 richer. Literally any long drive champ jumps on that bet like a fat kid on the last Twinkie on earth. Edit: we are talking actual distance, as in a laser rangefinder shot back from the ball to someone standing on the tee box. And here the bet became official, and you ran like a beotch in the other direction, because you're 100% full of it, and now you're pretending you don't remember running your cock-holster. I'm not sure if it's really sad or really funny.
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