Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire The 2020 Beaver Awards Begins !

Hope it wasn’t those things I said about bait pile hunters.

Hope it wasn’t those things I said about bait pile hunters.

4) Longest *Thread* that needed to die but wouldn’t.


This one should be in the running.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/14738902/1

Sam Olson video (duck of death, fighter ace pilot) needs a head to head vote with the Higgins (cum cowboy ) video.


But Sams is funnier

Why no category for Covtards ?

6) Best comedian performer *solo* for threads.

For silent rage satire it's hands down Jackmountain.

Reality based hero type stuff goes to STXHunter.

I missed that one.

Sam Olson video (duck of death, fighter ace pilot) needs a head to head vote with the Higgins (cum cowboy ) video.


But Sams is funnier

Congratulations to all of you who made it through 2020 without harming a Black Lives Matters supporter....Applause !

Now, if you did happen to get yourself some payback for they’re dipshîttery....Congratulations on following the basic tenet of self preservation by stfu about it and not screaming it out on social media...Why does MacKay_Sagebrush come to mind when thinking about stealthy, ninja type 🥷 payback artists ? Well, don’t lose all hope...2021 could ramp up to endless possibilities for righting wrongs done to our country. Keep your powder dry and horde toilet paper.

First, before we begin, a little housekeeping is in order....

You won’t be required to wear a mask or social distance while attending this ceremony. This alone should keep the trolls away.

Last years awards were impacted by the gook-flu to the point I had to fast track all the categories myself, then make winner selections based on my knowledge and experience. Never question a Beaver, or it reasonings. It’s always going to think it was right. F A Gs won’t understand that.

This year we are going back to the original format that allows you, our members, to choose the nominees for each category. Then Beaver will tabulate the results and name winners for the categories...Questionable or too close to call decisions will be given to Slavek in the form of a Glock question to figure out a winner.

Here are the categories for 2020.

1) Hunter of the Year in the West, Midwest, South, and East.
Elkynutts his stories and pics are awesome.
Elkynutts " North American Big Game Hunting Tips" Vol #1.
Should be a online test about it for membership on here.

2) Best ongoing Sock Puppet performance.
Anything by JeffO or Masar even if they are annoying as fugg and just need a bitter little lead pill for both of em

3) Best solo video(s) performance comedy or drama.
Sam Olsen...
Beav just lock this catagory.
Sam has it...


4) Longest *Thread* that needed to die but wouldn’t. *I nominate this one*
I have alot of conflict of interest in this catagory
Just gonna vote " present"




5) Who’s our Best Christian
Wabigoon
Unshakeable person.
I dont mess with wabi anymore.
He has a good soul.
And he dont rant and rave about his branch of christianity being the correct do all end all one.
Beav lock this catagory up also.

6) Best comedian performer *solo* for threads.
Too many to consider.
Cant hurt anyones feelers.
Lots of funny mofo,s on here with many types of humor.
Not voting in this catagory
Silent moderator privledge allows me this.

7) Best comedy duo.
Slavek and glockdoofus
Concerning anything firearm related.

8) Member most likely to have a county song written about their life.

I dont like C&W...
Founding member of "The Society for the prevention of the continuation of C&W Music"
Only thing that schit is good for is this:


9) Oracle for all things CampFire.
TRH....
He is our Post count leader.
Beav lock this catagory up also

10) Newest member with staying power.
John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, possibly the cat in Kingstons fugged up links...

11) Member most likely needing rehab or a 72 hour mental hold.
Happy camper.
Pretty surec his latest thread concerning C19 has sewn this catagory up
Beav lock this catagory up also.


12) Member with the most influential weight with Rick Bin.
Abstaining from vote/ conflict of interest stuff.

And finally the big one...

13) Who is our 2020 Smartest Man on Fire.
Well......
Anyone who goes shooting and has multiple guns and calibers of ammo strewn all the fugg over and around the bench is not in contention in this catagory.
So be default I would have to say.

TRH... cause he is our post leader.
And I have not heard about him grenadeing the fugg outta a firearm yet.



Voting Lines are now open....Good Luck!

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#10

Barry for the win!

Gentlemen, I thank you for the nomination.


Certainly could not have done it without Duck's inspiration.


Thank you, thank you so much.