Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire The 2020 Beaver Awards Begins !

Congratulations to all of you who made it through 2020 without harming a Black Lives Matters supporter....Applause !

Now, if you did happen to get yourself some payback for they’re dipshîttery....Congratulations on following the basic tenet of self preservation by stfu about it and not screaming it out on social media...Why does MacKay_Sagebrush come to mind when thinking about stealthy, ninja type 🥷 payback artists ? Well, don’t lose all hope...2021 could ramp up to endless possibilities for righting wrongs done to our country. Keep your powder dry and horde toilet paper.

First, before we begin, a little housekeeping is in order....

You won’t be required to wear a mask or social distance while attending this ceremony. This alone should keep the trolls away.

Last years awards were impacted by the gook-flu to the point I had to fast track all the categories myself, then make winner selections based on my knowledge and experience. Never question a Beaver, or it reasonings. It’s always going to think it was right. F A Gs won’t understand that.

This year we are going back to the original format that allows you, our members, to choose the nominees for each category. Then Beaver will tabulate the results and name winners for the categories...Questionable or too close to call decisions will be given to Slavek in the form of a Glock question to figure out a winner.

Here are the categories for 2020.

1) Hunter of the Year in the West, Midwest, South, and East.

2) Best ongoing Sock Puppet performance.

3) Best solo video(s) performance comedy or drama.

4) Longest *Thread* that needed to die but wouldn’t. *I nominate this one*

5) Who’s our Best Christian

6) Best comedian performer *solo* for threads.

7) Best comedy duo.

8) Member most likely to have a county song written about their life.

9) Oracle for all things CampFire.

10) Newest member with staying power.

11) Member most likely needing rehab or a 72 hour mental hold.

12) Member with the most influential weight with Rick Bin.

And finally the big one...

13) Who is our 2020 Smartest Man on Fire.

Voting Lines are now open....Good Luck!

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Miss Lynn for the Christian one.....

7. best comedy duo: that would have to go to Renegade & slumlord, but I think they're actually Beav's sockpuppets.

Slumlord for 2,4,6, half of 7, definitely 8 & 9.
Ballz 11, Lynn 12, 13 will always be Kingston.
Wabi 5, 10 is tough, but Duck911 if it has to be a real new member, if sock puppets are allowed BobBrown for sure.

LMFAO!

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13) Valsdad (Geno). He was the smartest man on the CF last year and I don't like change.

7) The Tennessee mafia, Slum and Rene. No question. Just when you're almost tired of their schit.... they up the game. Bigly! lol

I shall ponder some more those uns jumped right out at me..

I’m going on record to nominate Kingston for either 11 or 13 depending on the day and amount of ice cream and alcohol he’s consumed.

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2) BobBrown has a lock on this.

I’d like to recognize Salty for his strong creative efforts by sending me the Beaver Award complete with 2020 signage.

Salt, gonna need you to change the award year 2021 next time.

My photo-shop Foo is horrible.

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I’m a Geno fan for sure, but smartest?
Say you’re strapped to a bomb and the timer is down to 7 seconds. Guy in front of you with wire cutters staring at 10 different wires and has to make a split second choice. Geno or Kingston?
No fuggin brainer.

Still haven’t figured that one out. Somebody PM me who it is.

Bob,,,Please,PM Jack and out yourself.

Thanks,

Award Show Management

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s'more...

2) money
Rigged vote. Poor guy wasn't given much of a chance, pure brilliance

3) Sam O
His impassioned video of hunting cock on his hands and knees will go down in history

4) Miss Lynn's gong show Rick Bin thread
Disgusting. A new low. But any cred should go to Slumlord

5) Best Christain
Isn't that an oxymoron?

8) Going with happycamper here as no KOTY option. That fugger has had the [bleep] luck known to man; perfect for a country song.

ADHD much?

2 is of course Sockpuppet.

5 of course is Safariman.

8 and 11 covers one person.

13 is none other than King.

If Happy Camper doesn't win 13 running away then this whole thing is a sham.

Blackheart takes #1 for the East regional, which by default makes him better than north/south/west and perhaps even the world - ask him.

[takes a bow]

I nominate Fireballs for having the biggest gash and bleeding the most.

I nominate SamO or 2nd that he has the best comedy video