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The guy that was getting an immeasurable amount of blow jobs ended up with a $600 Driver.

My brain quickly did the math.

And I'm bad at math.

Same guys that buy a new Matthews bow every year, new Razr, new toy hauler every couple, have to have the latest driver.

My matthews bow and driver are both about 2005 models, no way I can kill an elk or hit a fairway now...

Kent

LOL

It was pretty pathetic.

Ha, was just quoting a golf course manager who was taking chit from someone who told him... well I live on the 18th hole, like it gave them special privilege... he said nope, you don't live on the golf course it's private property... laughed my ass off.

Kent

Why hasn't anyone posted pictures of Paige Spirinac??? She is a golfing goddess. Just looking at her makes my putter stand up.

I brutalized one the other day and I was pretty sure which yard it was in.

As I approached I counted no less than 8 balls in that poor bastard's back yard.

That has got to get old pretty quick.

Screens, they need yard screens.

Best is when a nongolfer owns the house, you slam their roof and they come out... can't you control your ball... hell no I can't, if I could I'd be on the tour playing great course not this chitty one.

Kent

Ya know buddy, you are a natural with a handgun, rifle, shotgun and now golf..... wtf, I think I am beginning to hate you..... sonofabitch I struggle like hell to be mediocre at everything.... so GFY...
Oh and I used to golf.... no more

Let me know if you want a Cobra driver from a few years ago. It's adjustable. Regular flex shaft.

FWIW, your description was of a typical vendor showcase, not a fitting.

I have not had that happen yet but my buddy lives on a course that is "private." It's amazingly well maintained and managed. I think it's one of those courses that only exists because of retired yankees moving down here and building an inexpensive subdivision.

The posts on social media are flat fugkin' hilarious. "This orange ball came through my window? Who do I contact? If I find the person can I sue them?"

Uhhh, don't buy a town home on a golf course, you fugkin' retard.

When you say it's adjustable, does that mean you can change the face of the club?

Agreed on the showcase and not a fitting.

I have a knack for dedicating my time to the unimportant.

Yes, it has a torque wrench that allows loft changes, as well as neutral/draw settings.

I can't hit a Driver for schit so I don't know that any of that would do any good.

Yes, it could. New tech drivers don't suck. Slice? No problem. Change the settings. Hitting it low? Same thing

You dumbasses forgot.

I just feel like my problem is with an inconsistent swing.

And I basically lean back when I hit in order to give it loft. Which makes it go up and straight, but it only lands around the 220 or 230 mark.

So you'd crank down the loft and be hitting, oh, thirty yards shy of Elky.....

I was confronted by a guy who lives by a hole at a course in Bozeman. Bounced one off his roof with my tee shot and he came out in a robe yelling at me because his grandkid had gotten hit by a wayward ball a few weeks earlier.

It was this hole, number 7 at Bridger Creek, his house was right to the right of the tee on 6, left of the green on 7:



His house is the one with the red spot on it:



The card calls it 409 from the tips and 392 from the blues, don’t remember which we were playing from that day. It’s a dogleg, so it’s a little overstated since they measure through the fairway and I took the pro line.

Anyways, this day my parents were in town visiting and the old man plays so we all went out. Two carts full of us - my parents, my wife, and two kids - just to set the scene - this guy’s like 75 and he comes outside and is PISSED.

He’s yelling at me telling me how bad of a golfer I was if I hit his house with my second shot because of how far left of the green it was. I told him that was my tee shot and I was going for the green. He says I’m not that good and shouldn’t be trying shots like that. Luckily my ball had bounced off his roof and back out in bounds on the back tee of six.

It was all I could do to keep from walking over there and getting after this dude, but I could tell my Mom was getting upset with the situation because she thought she was about to witness her son kick the schitt out of a mouthy old man.

This dude is non-stop talking schitt to me and my old man says, “Just play your shot and let’s go. Your kids don’t need to see this.”

I drained it for eagle from the tee of 6.

Something like that.

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