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I’ve worked with quite a few that were really good men. My current attorney is younger, but brilliant and honest. Treats me exceptionally well. I can text him at 10:00 at night and get a reply.

Just a legal thief!

1,000 lawyers drowned in a lake, a good start!

Me too. Oldest son is a full partner in a prestigious law firm. Finest Christian Family Man you'd ever meet.

Nice and polite until you fug with him or his clients then all gloves are off.

Not all lawyers are bad

I was in a lawsuit with a shistler lawyer in a prestigious firm. I know he was a hired gun.

On of the few graves, never mind.

Until you really need one.

What town is he out of?

99.93% of all lawyers give all the rest a bad name.

The more I think about it ole Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers kill 'em tonight

I’ve been privileged to have worked with some of the best in the United States. They’ve successfully defended some very notable people.

Very hard working folks who left no stone unturned. Worked many late nights with them.

We won our case.

I'm ready.





So are the boys: https://i.imgur.com/7B0kR8u.mp4

Start breaking glass.

So, perhaps it isn't lawyers you hate...it is law-makers (congress critters), who are lawyers, that you hate?

Fortunately, I didn't need a lawyer, and I hope I won't do. But I know one. She was my best friend's attorney in her sexual assault case. She did a great job, and my best friend is so happy that the culprit was punished. I met her once, but I was impressed by how intelligent and responsible this woman was. I was really pleasantly surprised. If most lawyers were like that, the world would be a much better place. Well, if you want to know more information about her, you can read it on this website - https://ucmjdefense.com. I hope I have helped a little.

If it weren't for lawyers (and judges, who are ex-lawyers) we would still have prayer in schools and sporting events. We would still say the Pledge of Allegiance, we WOULD NOT have mentally ill people using the wrong bathroom, we would not be punishing people for family, holiday, or religious gatherings during made up pandemics, we would not see 400 peaceful protesters rotting in jail while a murderous cop walks free... shall I continue?
Think about it for a minute. You can credit nearly 100% of the degradation of this country to lawyers and judges.

You know what lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities!
Lawyers will soon be on unemployment because laws don’t mean squat these days.

This is my favorite, lawyer.

I deal with lawyers very regularly in my job. I trust them to give us the best advice when they are dealing with a case. I would not trust them as far as I can throw them if the same lawyers were against me. Bottom line, they are trained - and paid, to argue both sides of a case. They are your advocate, in that they’ll argue whatever fits your case best.

As they say, if the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts.

It’s really just a big game to them. One which you’re paying for. They don’t care about you, personally, they care about winning.

Remsen is my lawyer. I haven't sent him the retainer yet...but I'm workin' on it. He is going to represent me in my upcoming criminal case, for when the State of California Water Resources Board wants to put a meter on my domestic water well.

Any time I get a chance to go up against the CA government, it's gratis for my client. Deal?

Had lunch the other day with my sister (retired labor relations/ contract law lawyer) and her husband. We were discussing something when she went into her argument mode. I looked at her and asked if she's always going to be a lawyer. Her jaw hit the ground, the look on her face was priceless. She recovered after a few seconds and fired up again. I looked at my bil and asked him if she had an off switch... 🤣

I was told not to ever expect legal advice again.